By Laboured Go To PostThey're all one of those days lad.Every day I do this, especially today.
#Pray4Laboured
By Vivalapizza Go To PostKoeman said some weirdly interested and mean things about United recently. Keep Lukaku you pumpkin.What do you expect. Good friend of Pep, former Barca player.
Mou will always be the enemy.
oh and this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_European_Cup_Winners%27_Cup_Final
By Laboured Go To PostConte having a go at other clubs' spending is genuinely fucking hilarious.This is just your way of admitting he's right.
The wenger celebration just killed me. He truely looks like a man who wears wifebeaters under his coat.
By Cleff Go To PostBale has been ruled out of both legs of the CL semi final.Please buy him
By Phlebas Go To PostPlease buy himYour'e already getting DDG, you'll have to sweeten the deal, m8
By Perfect Blue Go To PostThis is just your way of admitting he's right.
This is just his way of showing he's starting to sweat it.
He was so quiet when he was walking the league.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostYour'e already getting DDG, you'll have to sweeten the deal, m825% off
By Laboured Go To PostThis is just his way of showing he's starting to sweat it.Nothing wrong with a bit of banter, my child
He was so quiet when he was walking the league.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostGive us Marcelo and Bale for De Gea.🌝
We'll even throw you guys our living legend Rooney.
By Hitch Go To PostNet spend lolThat's our secret, we've always been rawk
we rawk now
By Slizz Go To Post
Now switch faces. Now use face app and make them older/younger/gender swap !
By Phlebas Go To PostWhy is net spend a thing?Personally I never saw why it was laughed off
I probably missed the thing
Think its a better indicator of a club's financial situation and expectations than gross spend. To focus only on gross is to essentially ignore whatever quality might have been lost from a squad in a transfer window, and exaggerate how well the remaining team should do by extension.
By Punished Go To PostDoes anyone here keep their toaster in a cupboard/drawer when they aren't using it? fwiw I don't.At both my mom's and dad's place they're on a open shelf in the kitchen. I don't have a toaster. The closest thing is our panini grill which is stacked on top of the microwave which in turn is stacked on top of the refrigerator which in turn is stacked on top of the freezer. It's a modern take on the Brothers Grimm tale.
To focus on netspend is also a problem since it doesn't take in account wage and bonus for joining.
And in that case United's is probably astronomical.
And in that case United's is probably astronomical.
By Hitch Go To PostNet spend lol
we rawk now
My favourite was the Liverpool fan who had a patented transfer price inflation index. Couldn't write an article without mentioning how much Chelsea spent on Schevchenko and Shaun Wright Phillips.
By DerZuhälter Go To PostNow switch faces. Now use face app and make them older/younger/gender swap !
Sounds to me like you've interneted before.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostTo focus on netspend is also a problem since it doesn't take in account wage and bonus for joining.I think looking at a single number is stupid from the outset, gross, net, whatever.
And in that case United's is probably astronomical.
There's so much context needed, that its idiocy to ignore it. Man Utd's spend has to be considered relative to what they can easily afford. City's relative to how many positions Guardiola needed to fix, and still needs to fix. Liverpool's this season will need to be spread across a tonne of players just for depth, and even more to hopefully replace some of the players in our first 11. Chelsea got silly money for Oscar, making their net spend much lower than it frankly should be ¬¬
Regardless, Chelsea and City should have points deducted whenever someone employed by them criticises another's club's outlay.
Net spend is fine it's just a joke now since it's parroted by supporters from clubs that underachieve and underpay players like Tottenham.
By Diego! Go To PostMy favourite was the Liverpool fan who had a patented transfer price inflation index. Couldn't write an article without mentioning how much Chelsea spent on Schevchenko and Shaun Wright Phillips.Sounds like something Paul Tomkins would do
'Why Liverpool's relegation actually makes us the best team in Europe'
By Hitch Go To PostI bet Bacon has extension blocks plugged into extension blocksMake a chain. Free energy bro.
We do have an extension block next to the tv which isn't plugged in. The plug is threaded through a hole in the wall though, so it looks like it's plugged in. I don't know why my flatmate did that, but it's still there 5 months later. The reason why I haven't removed it yet, is because it's the first free socket a friend who wants to charge his phone would notice. Hilarity will surely ensue.
Spending on fees and wages as a percentage relative to the club's EBITDA is the only fucking way to fly my boys.
EBITDA is far too long to be an acceptable acronym/abbreviation*
5 letters is stretching it to breaking point
*do people actually say 'ebitda'?
5 letters is stretching it to breaking point
*do people actually say 'ebitda'?
By Hitch Go To PostEBITDA is far too long to be an acceptable acronym/abbreviation*
5 letters is stretching it to breaking point
*do people actually say 'ebitda'?
They sure do.
By Laboured Go To PostThey sure do.Does that not make you want to gouge your own eardrums out?
By Hitch Go To PostDoes that not make you want to gouge your own eardrums out?
You just sort of raise your eyebrows in a "oh you went there did you?" kind of way.
By Kidjr Go To PostChelsea net spend £85 millionWe spent £130m (Juventus paid £20m of the Pogba fee). Our sales this season amount to just under £50m. A net spend of £80m-ish.
Manchester United net spend £151 million
Viva pls
I just find it funny when Man utd try talk about spending of any other club. You and Man city are operating in a totally different stratosphere to anyone else (except maybe RM and even then I don think they're about that life), maybe I'm just jealous
I thought Chelsea's net spend was £60m but if you're right, then they've actually spent more than us this season :lol
Of course we operate in our own sphere. We can pay £70m for players every summer if we want to with the same to spare for others. I'm not trying to "talk", but the facts are the facts.
Wonder what Ibra's signing on fee was
I'm sure it wasn't insignificant. Does that stuff ever come out? Don't think we ever got a number for Milner or Matip.
I'm sure it wasn't insignificant. Does that stuff ever come out? Don't think we ever got a number for Milner or Matip.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostI hope you go to non league football in 18/19
By Hitch Go To PostSounds like something Paul Tomkins would doIt was him.
'Why Liverpool's relegation actually makes us the best team in Europe'
I was gutted when we didn't sign SWP back in the day. Seemed deadly at City. I can't remember anything at all about him post-2005 though, oddly.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWonder what Sunderland players think of Moyes.They think what everyone else thinks of him.
Read n8's blog for details.
By inky Go To PostThey think what everyone else thinks of him.So basically give him more time
Read n8's blog for details.
until he pulls off another 82 crosses in a game.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostSo basically give him more timeNah I was being sarcastic. They think he's a fucking idiot.
until he pulls off another 82 crosses in a game.
What a guy!
A witness in Richmond, London, told yesterday how screen hardman Tom Hardy chased a thief through gardens and across a building site — before proudly announcing: “I caught the c*nt.”
By Pele.gif Go To PostI hope you go to non league football in 18/19I'm going to be the boy who cried wolf. Eventually he will retire and no-one will believe me.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostI'm going to be the boy who cried wolf. Eventually he will retire and no-one will believe me.We will all be dead by then. Only 2 things can survive a nuclear apocalypse, cockroaches and Arsene Wenger as Arsenal's manager.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWonder what Sunderland players think of Moyes.I'm sure they dislike him, from the outside I just feel pity at this point
Everything he says makes him come across as a loser whose career has spiralled horribly beyond his control. Obviously he had to take the Man Utd job, but it has destroyed him.
I hope Moyes stays at Sunderland forever, it's been DELICIOUS watching them crumble this season.
And long may it continue.
And long may it continue.
Bear in mind I argued to give Moyes more time in Feb (i think/hope). This wasn't long after a spirited performance vs Bayern
It was definitely fucking before Fulham
Remember the 4-1 win against Swansea away opening day? RVP double. Welbz double. Welbz fucking nawty chip. What a day. What a misnomer.
It was definitely fucking before Fulham
Remember the 4-1 win against Swansea away opening day? RVP double. Welbz double. Welbz fucking nawty chip. What a day. What a misnomer.