By WoodenPapangu Go To PostI would lick n8's belly until it was all sticky, than roll him around on the floor to get it dirty, then lick the dirt off. All while we ejaculate in harmony, to the tune of Africa by Toto.
By WoodenPapangu Go To PostI would lick n8's belly until it was all sticky, than roll him around on the floor to get it dirty, then lick the dirt off. All while we ejaculate in harmony, to the tune of Africa by Toto.Hurry boy, he's waiting there for you
By n8 dogg Go To Postmany cummies were made during the production of this post
Gabriel is still shit/erratic, but he did look alright today in a back 3. Thought Holding looked remarkably composed too, will only get better.
What was Berbatov doing on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/62lc7u/my_boss_has_made_the_executive_decision_he_wants/
By Laboured Go To PostWhat is United's project?
By rvy Go To PostWhat is United's project?
By rvy Go To PostWhat is United's project?Lost in translation.
Teams met with the agent this week, United and Madrid in the running.
By rvy Go To PostWhat is United's project?
The hottest sponsorships and the most forced memes.
All time top scorers for a single club
643 Pelé (Santos)
566 Gerd Müller (Bayern Munich)
544 Fernando Peyroteo (Sporting Lisbon)
534 Josef Bican (Slavia Praha)
522 Jimmy McGrory (Celtic)
517 Jimmy Jones (Glenavon)
507 Uwe Seeler (Hamburg)
500 Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
Pelé is gonna have to get used to be number 2 soon.
643 Pelé (Santos)
566 Gerd Müller (Bayern Munich)
544 Fernando Peyroteo (Sporting Lisbon)
534 Josef Bican (Slavia Praha)
522 Jimmy McGrory (Celtic)
517 Jimmy Jones (Glenavon)
507 Uwe Seeler (Hamburg)
500 Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
Pelé is gonna have to get used to be number 2 soon.
By rvy Go To PostWhat is United's project?
By rvy Go To PostWhat is United's project?Buying Griezmann I guess
By rvy Go To PostWhat is United's project?Europa league qualification.
Man I was just reminded Portugal won the Euros.
Fuck that is hilarious, and was a fun time.
Eder legend.
Fuck that is hilarious, and was a fun time.
Eder legend.
By WoodenPapangu Go To PostMan I was just reminded Portugal won the Euros.Football was saved that day.
Fuck that is hilarious, and was a fun time.
Eder legend.
By WoodenPapangu Go To PostMan I was just reminded Portugal won the Euros.Major international tournaments: Ronaldo 1 - Messi 0
Fuck that is hilarious, and was a fun time.
Eder legend.
By WoodenPapangu Go To PostMan I was just reminded Portugal won the Euros.We don't remember it either. I'm just happy the French got assblasted.
Fuck that is hilarious, and was a fun time.
Eder legend.
That Messi pic of his celebration is fantastic. Made it my lock screen wallpaper. I'm just thrilled to be able to see the GOAT during my time.
By rvy Go To PostWe don't remember it either. I'm just happy the French got assblasted.Best thing that happened all tournament.
By Oddinho Go To PostThat Messi pic of his celebration is fantastic. Made it my lock screen wallpaper. I'm just thrilled to be able to see the GOAT during my time.I'd just like to see a Clasico before this current crop of players are gone.
By Phlebas Go To PostBest thing that happened all tournament.I feel bad for Eder because he gets shit every week now for playing in Ligue 1. But they chocked on his cock, so it's OK.
By Phlebas Go To PostI'd just like to see a Clasico before this current crop of players are gone.
Definitely. No one coming through really excites to make you think they'll be the next Ramos, Iniesta, Casillas etc.
Feels like Pogba could have been but he's currently busy playing midfield anchor for Mourinho
You know.... I think our B team would have done better tonight. Hindsight and all.
Asensio Morata Vasquez
Isco Modric James
Marcelo Ramos Nacho Carvajal
I know I'm omitting Kroos, reason being is because he looks gassed at this point of the league. Casemiro was always going to be a liability, and we've won games without him.
I'm baffled Isco didn't start, the most on-form player. Morata has the best goals minutes ratio, only trailing Messi. Lucas is tried and true. James is fresh, he's barely played, he would have been great throughout.
Anyways, we still control our destiny but yeah, not looking good at all. Messi being complete shit lately, he chose the 1 day to carry this dog shit Barcelona team. Lucky them, he's truly special. We're going to dominate them once he retires.
Asensio Morata Vasquez
Isco Modric James
Marcelo Ramos Nacho Carvajal
I know I'm omitting Kroos, reason being is because he looks gassed at this point of the league. Casemiro was always going to be a liability, and we've won games without him.
I'm baffled Isco didn't start, the most on-form player. Morata has the best goals minutes ratio, only trailing Messi. Lucas is tried and true. James is fresh, he's barely played, he would have been great throughout.
Anyways, we still control our destiny but yeah, not looking good at all. Messi being complete shit lately, he chose the 1 day to carry this dog shit Barcelona team. Lucky them, he's truly special. We're going to dominate them once he retires.
By Oddinho Go To PostDefinitely. No one coming through really excites to make you think they'll be the next Ramos, Iniesta, Casillas etc.Yeah definitely feels like once in a lifetime.
By Oddinho Go To PostDefinitely. No one coming through really excites to make you think they'll be the next Ramos, Iniesta, Casillas etc.Asensio comes to mind... I don't see anyone else atm though.
Feels like Pogba could have been but he's currently busy playing midfield anchor for Mourinho
Ramos is a fantastic goal-scorer for a defender, but he is absolutely brain dead when it comes to defending :lol
The amount of red cards he has already is hilarious, 22.
The amount of red cards he has already is hilarious, 22.
By Laboured Go To PostTrust the project.
I wonder what the pitch was like. "Antoine We'll give you lots of money and give other stars lots of Money to play with you." *mic drop* #project
By Freewheelin Go To PostRamos is a fantastic goal-scorer for a defender, but he is absolutely brain dead when it comes to defending :lolHis 5th against Barca 🌝
The amount of red cards he has already is hilarious, 22.
Ramos is at times an absolute retard like today, but overall he is a fantastic defender and not just for his goals. When he arrived at Madrid he wasn't quite a fantastic defender yet, but he is quite clearly one of the best center backs in the world now, and has been for quite a few years now.
Hate his face though, hope Costa gets a chance to hit him in it again, before he goes to China.
Hate his face though, hope Costa gets a chance to hit him in it again, before he goes to China.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI wont talk about the ref by talking about the ref
He is also wrong.
Madrid fans talk more about refs than Barca.
By Oddinho Go To PostThat Messi pic of his celebration is fantastic. Made it my lock screen wallpaper. I'm just thrilled to be able to see the GOAT during my time.YES Pete
It is beautiful
By WoodenPapangu Go To PostMan I was just reminded Portugal won the Euros.
Fuck that is hilarious, and was a fun time.
Eder legend.
Did you also remember that Messi quit football like a soft lad when superior wine country Chile destroyed him twice?
What a great time.
Just saw Redknapp's dig at Agbonlahor (and Villa) after his winning goal:
Gabby? He's done well today, he's had ten minutes, that'll keep him happy for another year won't it. Fantastic.Quite funny, but what a bitter old fart he is. "Your" team lost and they're going down.
We can't sit here and say Villa were good can we? Be honest. We've seen fantastic teams here over the years and Steve has a lot of work to do if that's the best they can do.
By Esch Go To PostDid you also remember that Messi quit football like a soft lad when superior wine country Chile destroyed him twice?A philosopher by the name curtis jackson once said "sunny days wouldn't be so special, if it wasnt for rain. Joy wouldn't feel so good, if it wasnt for pain"
What a great time.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostGO LEAFS GO FICK YECan't take another loss today, not going to get hyped.
FUCK FUCK FUCK YNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
theres always next season. i need to get home safe, fuck class tomorrow
theres always next season. i need to get home safe, fuck class tomorrow