I got pee'd on by my 2 year old you degenerates. Seriously though this was the first fathers day where she was able to day happy fathers day on he own, it was a pretty cool moment.
If I knew how to post from instagram here, I'd show how I managed to capture a photo of my son playing Overwatch on my old computer build.
He loved it so much that he purchased his own copy...on PS4.
I am raising a dirty console peasant. I have failed, brehs.
He loved it so much that he purchased his own copy...on PS4.
I am raising a dirty console peasant. I have failed, brehs.
It doesn't work. Always posts a little window where a .gif is supposed to be.
My son is proud. He's been plaing training matches with Lucio and teammates voted him up. He's so proud.
But I also failed at life. I did not know that I had to pay for online on PS4. FML.
My son is proud. He's been plaing training matches with Lucio and teammates voted him up. He's so proud.
But I also failed at life. I did not know that I had to pay for online on PS4. FML.
My baby just hit 6 months, had her checkup, everything looking pretty good. Had a UTI that turned into a pretty high fever two weeks ago, but she was treated quickly and bounced back quick.
Last weekend, took her to a local food festival to try ribs. Her most favorite thing to eat right now is anything pig related. Pulled pork has probably been her top pick, but bacon, ham, pork belly, whatever. She gobbles it up.
Kept gnawing on that for like 10 mins. When we finally took it away, she had a minor melt down, lol.
Now that she's becoming more of a person, our relationship is becoming awesome. I'm not just furniture anymore!
Last weekend, took her to a local food festival to try ribs. Her most favorite thing to eat right now is anything pig related. Pulled pork has probably been her top pick, but bacon, ham, pork belly, whatever. She gobbles it up.
Kept gnawing on that for like 10 mins. When we finally took it away, she had a minor melt down, lol.
Now that she's becoming more of a person, our relationship is becoming awesome. I'm not just furniture anymore!
By Smokey Go To PostWhen they get a taste of real food vs baby food, it's a wrap.
A stinky one at that.
My little dude is going to be 1 in about 3 weeks time. The time flew.
He's a little person now, has a personality. He's such a happy kid. He's understanding now, points to what he wants, identifies things, says words "this", "mama", "papa", "dada", "baby", "beep-beep", "A/C" (he likes playing with the thermostat controls lol), and some other stuff I'm forgetting. If I ask him for a kiss, he'll grab my face and smack his lips. If you ask him how old he'll be he raise his index finger and shouts "WAH!" (one). LMAO.
And you can't trick the kid. He always wants the gadgets. Remotes, A/C controls, laptops, phones, etc. If I give him the TV remote, he hits a button and looks up at the TV to see what affect it's had (he also knows it's working because of a red light). If nothing happens, he hits a different button, etc. If I take the battery out, he tries a few buttons, looks up...turns the remote around, flicks the battery door-release, and then tosses the remote away.
He doesn't feel like crawling, though. He's got strong legs, but he's not really walking. But I proudly pick him up and walk with him when we got out places.
He's doing a lot more at 11 months than I had anticipated. He's my entire reason to live basically. His existence is the greatest feeling in the world to me.
What concerns me is that he gets a tooooooooooooooon of attention from everyone, moreso than any other baby I've been around or my wife's been around. I hope it doesn't manifest itself down the line into a rotten ego. We can't go anywhere with him without girls just ambushing him with attention. We've been around plenty of other babies, but the level of attention this kid gets? Damn. And my man takes his game to another level. He KNOWS he's lovable. He will even hoot and holler at girls if they don't see him, just to get their attention. And when he cracks that smile, we all know that he's flirting and kicking game. It's cute, it's hilarious, but damn...sometimes I'm like "this better not swell his ego".
But for now...do you, little man.
He's a little person now, has a personality. He's such a happy kid. He's understanding now, points to what he wants, identifies things, says words "this", "mama", "papa", "dada", "baby", "beep-beep", "A/C" (he likes playing with the thermostat controls lol), and some other stuff I'm forgetting. If I ask him for a kiss, he'll grab my face and smack his lips. If you ask him how old he'll be he raise his index finger and shouts "WAH!" (one). LMAO.
And you can't trick the kid. He always wants the gadgets. Remotes, A/C controls, laptops, phones, etc. If I give him the TV remote, he hits a button and looks up at the TV to see what affect it's had (he also knows it's working because of a red light). If nothing happens, he hits a different button, etc. If I take the battery out, he tries a few buttons, looks up...turns the remote around, flicks the battery door-release, and then tosses the remote away.
He doesn't feel like crawling, though. He's got strong legs, but he's not really walking. But I proudly pick him up and walk with him when we got out places.
He's doing a lot more at 11 months than I had anticipated. He's my entire reason to live basically. His existence is the greatest feeling in the world to me.
What concerns me is that he gets a tooooooooooooooon of attention from everyone, moreso than any other baby I've been around or my wife's been around. I hope it doesn't manifest itself down the line into a rotten ego. We can't go anywhere with him without girls just ambushing him with attention. We've been around plenty of other babies, but the level of attention this kid gets? Damn. And my man takes his game to another level. He KNOWS he's lovable. He will even hoot and holler at girls if they don't see him, just to get their attention. And when he cracks that smile, we all know that he's flirting and kicking game. It's cute, it's hilarious, but damn...sometimes I'm like "this better not swell his ego".
But for now...do you, little man.
Yeah right at around 10 months they really start to get fun with their personality. My daughter has started playing jokes on us. She will grab some food, pretend like she wants to share and feed us, then when we go to eat she pulls the food away stuffing it in her mouth while laughing. Fucking hilarious.
She's not super vocal with words yet. She says ma ma ma ma, but says Daddy clearly. She said dog and Oh No a lot too.
Be happy he's not walking yet. I can't keep my daughter out of shit she's not supposed to be getting into. I basically just follow her around lol
She's not super vocal with words yet. She says ma ma ma ma, but says Daddy clearly. She said dog and Oh No a lot too.
Be happy he's not walking yet. I can't keep my daughter out of shit she's not supposed to be getting into. I basically just follow her around lol
My little dude is going to be 1 in about 3 weeks time. The time flew.
He's a little person now, has a personality. He's such a happy kid. He's understanding now, points to what he wants, identifies things, says words "this", "mama", "papa", "dada", "baby", "beep-beep", "A/C" (he likes playing with the thermostat controls lol), and some other stuff I'm forgetting. If I ask him for a kiss, he'll grab my face and smack his lips. If you ask him how old he'll be he raise his index finger and shouts "WAH!" (one). LMAO.
And you can't trick the kid. He always wants the gadgets. Remotes, A/C controls, laptops, phones, etc. If I give him the TV remote, he hits a button and looks up at the TV to see what affect it's had (he also knows it's working because of a red light). If nothing happens, he hits a different button, etc. If I take the battery out, he tries a few buttons, looks up...turns the remote around, flicks the battery door-release, and then tosses the remote away.
He doesn't feel like crawling, though. He's got strong legs, but he's not really walking. But I proudly pick him up and walk with him when we got out places.
He's doing a lot more at 11 months than I had anticipated. He's my entire reason to live basically. His existence is the greatest feeling in the world to me.
What concerns me is that he gets a tooooooooooooooon of attention from everyone, moreso than any other baby I've been around or my wife's been around. I hope it doesn't manifest itself down the line into a rotten ego. We can't go anywhere with him without girls just ambushing him with attention. We've been around plenty of other babies, but the level of attention this kid gets? Damn. And my man takes his game to another level. He KNOWS he's lovable. He will even hoot and holler at girls if they don't see him, just to get their attention. And when he cracks that smile, we all know that he's flirting and kicking game. It's cute, it's hilarious, but damn...sometimes I'm like "this better not swell his ego".
But for now...do you, little man.
Congrats! Sounds like you are enjoying the life!
That bolded part is what is going on for us for sure... Being the first grandchild to my wife's mother (who has a huge gravity of influence in her area) has made the entire town come to see Hana. Plus the whole mixed baby thing in Japan makes her super exotic... But man does her grandma ham it up.. Mine is only 2 months and she seems to be understanding her smiles get her attention..
So there was this brown girl towering over all the other kids at a church BBQ the other day. That awkward moment when you realize that's your daughter. All the kids had their annual exams this week. Two of them took their shots like champs. No tears.
Dr tried to push the HPV vaccine on our daughter and the wife was having none of it. "What is sex?" She asked, and wife told her everything, anal, oral, all of it. I am told that her facial expression was one of horror as every detail was outlined.
Good.
Dr tried to push the HPV vaccine on our daughter and the wife was having none of it. "What is sex?" She asked, and wife told her everything, anal, oral, all of it. I am told that her facial expression was one of horror as every detail was outlined.
Good.
By Fenderputty Go To PostYeah right at around 10 months they really start to get fun with their personality. My daughter has started playing jokes on us. She will grab some food, pretend like she wants to share and feed us, then when we go to eat she pulls the food away stuffing it in her mouth while laughing. Fucking hilarious.
She's not super vocal with words yet. She says ma ma ma ma, but says Daddy clearly. She said dog and Oh No a lot too.
Be happy he's not walking yet. I can't keep my daughter out of shit she's not supposed to be getting into. I basically just follow her around lol
My son only says dada, dog, car but if you ask him to do stuff, he does it. I went outside to take trash out and little dude actually locked me out by moving the lock on the door handle smh. He tells us when he needs a diaper. He LOVES to dance. Like...anywhere he goes and heres music he dances.
I do wish he would say some other words though. He clearly knows what stuff means, but he's not SAYING anything really outside of the above words.
Yeah it's not just us that's frustrated too. I can see my daughter get frustrated when she can't communicate what she clearly wants to communicate. It's remarkable what they understand regarding language even when they can't speak it.
Yeah it's not just us that's frustrated too. I can see my daughter get frustrated when she can't communicate what she clearly wants to communicate. It's remarkable what they understand regarding language even when they can't speak it.
our daughter is trying to make sounds now.. And the default for her is Japanese but I speak English to her when we are alone. When I speak English to her she locks in on mouth and just stares... when I speak Japanese to her she doesn't do that nearly as much..
It is pretty wild. lol
That's my son, but he's a middle child and excited about video games.
The other two kids are mild-mannered.
It's cool that Blackace's kid will be bilingual.
The other two kids are mild-mannered.
It's cool that Blackace's kid will be bilingual.
Do you guys find yourself being similar parents to your parents or opposites? For instance my childhood was fine/good but was I felt it was way to strict (as much because I was a PK amoungst parenting styles) so now I find myself being the opposite.
And on this day, my daughter began her menses.
I'm out running errands and my wife texted me. I have had to pee for over 2 hours but suddenly, I don't feel rushed to get home.
I'm out running errands and my wife texted me. I have had to pee for over 2 hours but suddenly, I don't feel rushed to get home.
By Kidjr Go To PostDo you guys find yourself being similar parents to your parents or opposites? For instance my childhood was fine/good but was I felt it was way to strict (as much because I was a PK amoungst parenting styles) so now I find myself being the opposite.I say shit my dad says
By Kidjr Go To PostDo you guys find yourself being similar parents to your parents or opposites? For instance my childhood was fine/good but was I felt it was way to strict (as much because I was a PK amoungst parenting styles) so now I find myself being the opposite.
My parents are idiots. So No. I am nothing like them
By Kidjr Go To PostDo you guys find yourself being similar parents to your parents or opposites? For instance my childhood was fine/good but was I felt it was way to strict (as much because I was a PK amoungst parenting styles) so now I find myself being the opposite.
Similar. I smile a lot like my mom, even when everyone else is frowning. Maybe ESPECIALLY when folks are mad.
I don't scowl like my stepfather, but I did inherit his misanthropic tendencies. Not in a black militant white man is the devil kind of way, but in a having little patience for people of average intelligence kind of way. Like, unless you tell me something I don't no, this conversation will become a repressed memory.
Like my biological father, I am a ladies man.
Unlike my biological father I am not a womanizer.
Unlike my stepfather I was raised in the suburbs and educated in Ivory Towers. He ran the streets. Because of this, he is the wisest man that I know. I covet that.
Unlike my mother, I am not a black southern stereotype. Simple. Disarmingly friendly. Can talk for hours about random nonsense. Gossip. Notable accent and usage of catch phrases and cliches that only a southerner would know.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostSimilar. I smile a lot like my mom, even when everyone else is frowning. Maybe ESPECIALLY when folks are mad.
I don't scowl like my stepfather, but I did inherit his misanthropic tendencies. Not in a black militant white man is the devil kind of way, but in a having little patience for people of average intelligence kind of way. Like, unless you tell me something I don't no, this conversation will become a repressed memory.
Like my biological father, I am a ladies man.
Unlike my biological father I am not a womanizer.
Unlike my stepfather I was raised in the suburbs and educated in Ivory Towers. He ran the streets. Because of this, he is the wisest man that I know. I covet that.
Unlike my mother, I am not a black southern stereotype. Simple. Disarmingly friendly. Can talk for hours about random nonsense. Gossip. Notable accent and usage of catch phrases and cliches that only a southerner would know.
/dead
But I hear you, interesting, I find myself saying the exact same shit my parents did.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostAnd on this day, my daughter began her menses.
I'm out running errands and my wife texted me. I have had to pee for over 2 hours but suddenly, I don't feel rushed to get home.
I got another decade or so before I gotta worry about this. lol
Haha! Ironic that my cell phone didn't differentiate between "no" and "know."
My parents only have high school educations. The things we say are worlds apart.
My parents only have high school educations. The things we say are worlds apart.
By Fenderputty Go To PostI got another decade or so before I gotta worry about this. lol
My wife is still shook. Literally woke up yesterday morning, saw she had more time to sleep before work, closed her eyes and her brain went "OMG MY DAUGHTER!!!" And she couldn't go back to sleep.
Wife taught me how to MacGyver a pad out of toilet tissue just in case. It's serious business, y'all!
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostMy wife is still shook. Literally woke up yesterday morning, saw she had more time to sleep before work, closed her eyes and her brain went "OMG MY DAUGHTER!!!" And she couldn't go back to sleep.
Wife taught me how to MacGyver a pad out of toilet tissue just in case. It's serious business, y'all!
how to do what?
By Kidjr Go To Posthow to do what?
If there are no sanitary napkins available, how to make one in a pinch.
Woman skillz we've never had to learn.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostIf there are no sanitary napkins available, how to make one in a pinch.
Woman skillz we've never had to learn.
damn
took my son swimming yday, just seeing him happy makes me so happy man.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostMy wife is still shook. Literally woke up yesterday morning, saw she had more time to sleep before work, closed her eyes and her brain went "OMG MY DAUGHTER!!!" And she couldn't go back to sleep.
Wife taught me how to MacGyver a pad out of toilet tissue just in case. It's serious business, y'all!
I am not ready for this. I'm not sure the better part of a decade or so will help prepare me.
By Fenderputty Go To PostI am not ready for this. I'm not sure the better part of a decade or so will help prepare me.Really? I don't really fear it..
By Fenderputty Go To PostI am not ready for this. I'm not sure the better part of a decade or so will help prepare me.
Strictly a mom's convo lol
By blackace Go To PostReally? I don't really fear it..
Has much much less to do with the female body and more to do with the growing the fuck up way too fast thing. My wife and I are currently going through her old clothes, now that we know our incoming baby is a boy, and taking out stuff she no longer fits in. Which has been hard for me an terrible for her (especially with them pregnancy hormones).
By Smokey Go To PostStrictly a mom's convo lol
I'm mostly not worried about the biology aspects because of this.
That being said ... preparing my wife for our future masturbation addict will also be interesting.
By Smokey Go To PostStrictly a mom's convo lolThat was the pact... If we had a boy I was the one to handle bodily questions and whatever.. and she did the same thing if we had a girl.. She won
By Kidjr Go To PostDo any of you want to know when/if your daughter loses the v?
I'm not sure. I'll be honest when I say I can feel the double standard already brewing deep inside me ...
By Kidjr Go To PostDo any of you want to know when/if your daughter loses the v?
What my daughter does with her vagina is between her and her husband.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostWhat my daughter does with her vagina is between her and her husband.
Husband huh
Godspeed SLAENT Brehs. I'm double standard af tbh. This is one area where I was hoping I didn't have a girl lol
I think I'll probably just accept that it's happening and tell my wife to leave me in my blissful ignorance while she makes sure everything is OK on the back end.
I joke that my daughter can date when she's married. :(
I joke that my daughter can date when she's married. :(
By Fenderputty Go To PostI think I'll probably just accept that it's happening and tell my wife to leave me in my blissful ignorance while she makes sure everything is OK on the back end.
I joke that my daughter can date when she's married. :(
I imagine this would be most approach dads take, well certainly what I would
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostWhat my daughter does with her vagina is between her and her husband.
By Fenderputty Go To PostI joke that my daughter can date when she's married. :(This is how your daughter ends up dating Dy.
Little man starting to throw a fit when I tell him not to do something or he can't have something. Breh did a 720 with his hands in the air whining before running to his mama 😂
By Smokey Go To PostLittle man starting to throw a fit when I tell him not to do something or he can't have something. Breh did a 720 with his hands in the air whining before running to his mama 😂
Yep then they just start plain ignoring you
By Fenderputty Go To PostI think I'll probably just accept that it's happening and tell my wife to leave me in my blissful ignorance while she makes sure everything is OK on the back end.
I joke that my daughter can date when she's married. :(
This is the realistic response.
Shotgun Wedding
No double-standards, though. The same will be expected out of my sons. In fact, my expectations are HIGHER for my boys. They don't have the hormonal fluctuation onset by a cycle.
I just saw a 50 year old father kiss his 20-something's son on the cheek as they said goodbye.
Is this something y'all plan on doing with your sons as you get old?
Is this something y'all plan on doing with your sons as you get old?
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostI just saw a 50 year old father kiss his 20-something's son on the cheek as they said goodbye.
Is this something y'all plan on doing with your sons as you get old?
Not sure. Never thought of it. I'm uncomfortable just hugging my dad though and would rather have a more open relationship with my son regarding emotion.