By pilonv1 Go To PostMy son is three weeks old now and this page has me concerned
Never know. Aces girl and mine seem like relative saints. Even my son is coming around now thiugh
Congrats BTW
By pilonv1 Go To PostThanks, he's sleeping ok now just hoping it continuesEnjoy the hell out those 2 to 3 months
By blackace Go To PostEnjoy the hell out those 2 to 3 months
:( my boy is almost 5 months ...
I remember this was a reason we really looked forward to #2
By pilonv1 Go To PostMy son is three weeks old now and this page has me concerned
wait what
By blackace Go To PostEnjoy the hell out those 2 to 3 months
I didn't even get one month, midway through the third week and he's not settling as easily anymore.
By Apollo Go To PostThen no sleep thing is over hyped. We’re a bunch of night owls anyways
I don't mind the lack of sleep right now but when I go back to work in a few weeks I am royally fucked
By Apollo Go To PostWait who has the oldest kid here? My son is 8.
Thought I'd respond to this even though I'm way late, my children are 26, 23 and 18. I may have the oldest children.
By sooperkool Go To PostThought I'd respond to this even though I'm way late, my children are 26, 23 and 18. I may have the oldest children.
mans living life right now
By Smokey Go To Postmans living life right now
Yup, I get to spend my money on me again and my girls all love daddy.
By sooperkool Go To PostYup, I get to spend my money on me again and my girls all love daddy.yeah this grind going to be long
By blackace Go To Postyeah this grind going to be long
lol
By Smokey Go To Postlolrealest of talks
By blackace Go To Postyeah this grind going to be long
I mined for gil in FFXI. I'm ready.
its a grind but honestly, its well worth it. Those feelings you got when the baby first smiled at you or said "Daddy" or something else don't go away and you get them for all kids of new things that they do. Now, I'm hoping for a wedding to go to or a grandchild to spoil in a few years.
Ok so as detailed in the life thread, I had to babysit my just barely over two year old and 6 month old for 3 days straight. Holy fuck is that work. I'm not complaining about that here though, here is where I tell a story which I'm sure will haunt my son until well past him dating.
He hadn't pooped in three days. Which means he's got a lot backed up to come out. Monday I'm home alone for most of the day. My wife got back around 2 PM when our son was waking up from his nap. We were getting them ready to head to her Parents for a BBQ. So anyway I have him in my arms and I'm talking to my wife about her short work day when I feel him shit on my arm. It's in his diaper of course, but I could feel it.
So I go to change him and it's pretty gross because my arms caused it to spread up his back, but still standard. I think to myself about how he's not shit in three days and literally start to ponder if there's more to come when he turns back on the shit valve.
My son starts serving up his real (I said real because it was what was backing up for those three days) shit. It's coming out like soft serve. My only course of action is to lift his legs so that the growing pile beneath doesn't get on him. In doing so I angled his butt up in the air though. He finished off his poop with two monstrous farts that sent shit like a shotgun blast at my walls, changing table etc etc.
I'm standing there with shit on my son, a pile on the changing pad, shit on his clothes, shit on the changing table, shit on the wipes warmer and shit all up and down the walls. I'm just thankful my wife got home minutes before this happens and start screaming for her aid.
F that noise.
He hadn't pooped in three days. Which means he's got a lot backed up to come out. Monday I'm home alone for most of the day. My wife got back around 2 PM when our son was waking up from his nap. We were getting them ready to head to her Parents for a BBQ. So anyway I have him in my arms and I'm talking to my wife about her short work day when I feel him shit on my arm. It's in his diaper of course, but I could feel it.
So I go to change him and it's pretty gross because my arms caused it to spread up his back, but still standard. I think to myself about how he's not shit in three days and literally start to ponder if there's more to come when he turns back on the shit valve.
My son starts serving up his real (I said real because it was what was backing up for those three days) shit. It's coming out like soft serve. My only course of action is to lift his legs so that the growing pile beneath doesn't get on him. In doing so I angled his butt up in the air though. He finished off his poop with two monstrous farts that sent shit like a shotgun blast at my walls, changing table etc etc.
I'm standing there with shit on my son, a pile on the changing pad, shit on his clothes, shit on the changing table, shit on the wipes warmer and shit all up and down the walls. I'm just thankful my wife got home minutes before this happens and start screaming for her aid.
F that noise.
By Facism Go To Postat least you didn't get any in your mouth.
This is true. Vomit ... can't say the same.
My little girl is a full on gamer now, my Switch/PS4 are the only things she wants to play with. When she learned how control a 3d camera and move at the same time I was prouder than when she learned how to walk...
I'm very eager for this day in my life. Smokey can finally get some use out of his rig when his kids start playing.
By Fenderputty Go To PostI'm very eager for this day in my life. Smokey can finally get some use out of his rig when his kids start playing.
My son has a fit when he can't play with me. He has a wired 360 controller that's never plugged in ofc, that is his. When I play Halo he will repeat the load in chatter that says "let's see what you can do". God of War commerical comes on and he goes "daddy, game" and starts talking uncontrollably. He'll watch the whole commercial (he sat through most of God of War with me).
By Smokey Go To PostMy son has a fit when he can't play with me. He has a wired 360 controller that's never plugged in ofc, that is his. When I play Halo he will repeat the load in chatter that says "let's see what you can do". God of War commerical comes on and he goes "daddy, game" and starts talking uncontrollably. He'll watch the whole commercial (he sat through most of God of War with me).
Shit I had my daughter sit down and push the space bar for Braid and it blew her mind lol
By Fenderputty Go To PostShit I had my daughter sit down and push the space bar for Braid and it blew her mind lol
Here's him playing Hydro Thunder
2 year old playing on a Xbox one x, OLED tv, and Elite controller.
WHAT A LIFE
Kib we made a video montage of my daughters first year for her B-Day party and I got choked up too. Cool Vid. Being a proud father is a great feeling.
By Fenderputty Go To PostKib we made a video montage of my daughters first year for her B-Day party and I got choked up too. Cool Vid. Being a proud father is a great feeling.
7ft and sawft
By Smokey Go To Post7ft and sawft
This thread is the only place I'll admit it. lol
So my daughter now understands context surrounding the word “fuck”
She got dirt on her hand (which upsets her). After we cleaned her and she looked and saw a small amount we missed. Clear as day she exclaims “ohh fuck”.
She also says “shit up foo” because my father in law yells that at his dog.
She got dirt on her hand (which upsets her). After we cleaned her and she looked and saw a small amount we missed. Clear as day she exclaims “ohh fuck”.
She also says “shit up foo” because my father in law yells that at his dog.
By Smokey Go To PostTrying to stamp out the word shit over here.
She knows it, but I've corrected myself enough that she's mostly saying "shoot" now.
My parents are sailors and my father in law would make them blush. It's hard to stamp it out completely, at least for me, because of these other influences. "shit" still occasionally slips out.
I don't want her saying "shut up" either. It's what I yell at my dog though so that's hard to control. My luck she'll be in preschool in a year or so and tell the teacher to "shut up"
Also ... has your kid started to really push the boundaries of the word "no" or "i don't want to". We're putting in the corner when she acts up too much.
By Fenderputty Go To PostShe knows it, but I've corrected myself enough that she's mostly saying "shoot" now.
My parents are sailors and my father in law would make them blush. It's hard to stamp it out completely, at least for me, because of these other influences. "shit" still occasionally slips out.
I don't want her saying "shut up" either. It's what I yell at my dog though so that's hard to control. My luck she'll be in preschool in a year or so and tell the teacher to "shut up"
Also … has your kid started to really push the boundaries of the word "no" or "i don't want to". We're putting in the corner when she acts up too much.
Heavy in the no stage. And it's the long nooooo followed by why, smh.
Also realized my patience is thin with whining. I can't take it.
By Smokey Go To PostHeavy in the no stage. And it's the long nooooo followed by why, smh.
Also realized my patience is thin with whining. I can't take it.
Same here. My favorite is when I tell her no and she starts the whining cry for "mommy". Drives me insane.
By Random Ass Username Go To PostSugar is also a good one for a shit substitute. You can catch yourself better.
I've been saying "son of a gun" a ton as well too. Will use sugar on top of shoot for shit.
It's crazy what they pick up on and what you don't want them to say. The gardeners used to scare her at my Mom's house because they were loud and the dog would bark. So my mom would say "it's OK. Don't worry. The gardeners will go away. GO AWAY GARDNERS!"
Now my daughter says "go away" to me, my wife, my mom, my dad, my sister etc etc etc if she's not thrilled with you at the moment. It's like ... you don't get to say that to us lol.
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done had ENOUGH of the ads during nick jr. looks to have a ton of learning content tho.
done had ENOUGH of the ads during nick jr. looks to have a ton of learning content tho.
Man my son is developing a personality so fast, he's two and a half and fiercely stubborn and independent. We had to let him cry for 20 mins while he peeled an orange. Just didn't want our help, didn't care if he had a breakdown, he would be the one to do it. Love it.
Happy fathers day brehs
Doing absolutely nothing so far. Breakfast was made. Going to dinner later. Wife and son made a cool little father's day sign.
Doing absolutely nothing so far. Breakfast was made. Going to dinner later. Wife and son made a cool little father's day sign.