By Smokey Go To PostI mean like organs and shit moving around to adjust. Completely throws off hormones. Cant eat certain things.The baby feeds off the mother through a tube. They got waste too. It's just weird to really sit and think about lol.
Yeah ... I guess my wife was feeling a "vibration" in her pelvis area. Freaked her out. Turns out it's a pinched nerve and is super common. The whole fuckin' thing is wild from month 2 on lol.
By DY_nasty Go To Post"have kids"
yal on one
One day you'll be able to show your child the values of snark, internet hatorade and trolling Knicks fans. Then you'll realize that was your purpose here the entire time.
By DY_nasty Go To Post"have kids"one day they will find you
yal on one
By reilo Go To PostThread title should be “I love my kids but…”
Now we're getting closer to the truth.
My son wants a YouTube channel so he can post all his D.va POTGs on Overwatch. Mostly just him using ult to kill 4-5 people every time. Boring to me seeing the same character do the same thing over and over, but it means the world to him. I was excited and proud of him the first 10 times but the next 40-50, I'm not faking it.
So he will be the first child to have their own email. I wasn't sure if I was read for my kids to be on YouTube unfiltered yet, but all the stuff I've been reading lately about ads being pulled from curators with explicit content makes me feel a little more comfortable.
By blackace Go To PostHow old is he?
Ten.
By 11 I was playing Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis, but the Mrs. would never be cool with that.
My oldest son is very touchy-feely lately. Hold his hand, cuddle next to me on the sofa at home. Makes me uncomfortable because I AM NOT like that, but I grit my teeth through it because I know that he needs it.
Would you feel the same way about your daughter at that age? Just curious. Because I know that my dad was a handshake guy from when I was about 10 but we come from different eras lol
Do you any of you have bugaboo's? first thing I'm legitimately fuming that there are so many more color options but more importantly they want a 100 pounds for a service?
Has anyone experience this?
Has anyone experience this?
Off to Disneyland. The wife and I took the day off to go before we have a newborn. Should be good times.
By Fenderputty Go To PostOff to Disneyland. The wife and I took the day off to go before we have a newborn. Should be good times.
How was it?
Does anyone find themselves doing really stupid shit because of their child, Like jordan wanted me to balance some random shit on my head, rahter than deal with his outbursting for not attempting to I spent 10 minutes walking around my house with books on my head (to his amusement)
By blackace Go To PostWould you feel the same way about your daughter at that age? Just curious. Because I know that my dad was a handshake guy from when I was about 10 but we come from different eras lol
The thing is, he problem is with just THIS son.
The other two kids hug firmly, kiss like they mean it. They do everything with strength. My middle child does everything gently, softly. It's not that he does not want to give love or physical contact--its that it's...weaksauce for lack of better word. If he were an adult, you would think he was giving you a sleazy hand shake or trying to flirt with you. It's weird to the point of being gross.
It's to the point where I'm going to tell him that if he wants to hug and kiss me, he's going to have to do it like he means it.
I literally ask for kisses from my son 10 times a day if I'm with him all day, he's not even two and I think he's had enough.
By Kidjr Go To PostHow was it?
Does anyone find themselves doing really stupid shit because of their child, Like jordan wanted me to balance some random shit on my head, rahter than deal with his outbursting for not attempting to I spent 10 minutes walking around my house with books on my head (to his amusement)
Its probably pricey for her age but she had a blast and Lauren and I wanted to go before we have another new born. She had a good time on rides. All kids love "A Small World". She had fun on Pirates, the Carousel, The Pooh ride ...
She did not have fun on Rodger Rabbit. Too loud and dark with flashing lights.
In general they're just wide eyed the whole time. So much for them to take in. The set pieces are pretty mystical for them. Same with the characters walking around. My daughter has a blast just hanging out in toon town. Playing on those fake set piece cars. As a parent you relive your experiences. I haven't enjoyed Disneyland since I was a young teen. Watching my daugher light up in small world was amazing though.
By Kidjr Go To PostI literally ask for kisses from my son 10 times a day if I'm with him all day, he's not even two and I think he's had enough.
My daughter started giving me half assed attempts recently too. I'm like "oooh fuck no". She gives good hugs though.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostThe thing is, he problem is with just THIS son.
The other two kids hug firmly, kiss like they mean it. They do everything with strength. My middle child does everything gently, softly. It's not that he does not want to give love or physical contact–its that it's…weaksauce for lack of better word. If he were an adult, you would think he was giving you a sleazy hand shake or trying to flirt with you. It's weird to the point of being gross.
It's to the point where I'm going to tell him that if he wants to hug and kiss me, he's going to have to do it like he means it.
Bruh you ain’t shit
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostThe thing is, he problem is with just THIS son.So you only want your sons love on your terms?
The other two kids hug firmly, kiss like they mean it. They do everything with strength. My middle child does everything gently, softly. It's not that he does not want to give love or physical contact–its that it's…weaksauce for lack of better word. If he were an adult, you would think he was giving you a sleazy hand shake or trying to flirt with you. It's weird to the point of being gross.
It's to the point where I'm going to tell him that if he wants to hug and kiss me, he's going to have to do it like he means it.
Seemsgood.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostI don't know what I want from them.
lmao
@Phoenix, it's tough because you can't make your child feel like it's not enough. Your child is probably not comfortable opening all the way up so you get half hugs and whatnot. For now, I say just accept it as their way and cherish the times when you get the outpouring.
After posting here, I was like, "You hug me like you're scared of me. If you're going to do it, do it like you mean it."
Got better overnight.
Got better overnight.
Daughter = cat
Son = Toon Link
Son = D.va
Boi, WHAT? How are you going to get a costume for that?
"Ok, Black Panther."
My son.
Son = Toon Link
Son = D.va
Boi, WHAT? How are you going to get a costume for that?
"Ok, Black Panther."
My son.
By Kidjr Go To PostI literally ask for kisses from my son 10 times a day if I'm with him all day, he's not even two and I think he's had enough.
This all day everyday.
My son does this bullshit escape clause thing of blowing kisses now as if to say get the fuck outta here old man, then we bring him to Disneyland Paris and hes full blown kissing all the characters.
By Fenderputty Go To PostWatching my daugher light up in small world was amazing though.
The hell is it with its a small world and kids, its been a month and my son is still walking around singing it all day. That and stealing my phone / everything else he can watch videos of it on.
By RichieS99 Go To PostThe hell is it with its a small world and kids, its been a month and my son is still walking around singing it all day. That and stealing my phone / everything else he can watch videos of it on.The song is catchy, but easy to sing. The visuals are all familiar, yet, just different enough that it sticks in your mind.
By RichieS99 Go To PostThe hell is it with its a small world and kids, its been a month and my son is still walking around singing it all day. That and stealing my phone / everything else he can watch videos of it on.
The dolls kinda creep me out /shrug
By RichieS99 Go To PostThis all day everyday.
My son does this bullshit escape clause thing of blowing kisses now as if to say get the fuck outta here old man, then we bring him to Disneyland Paris and hes full blown kissing all the characters.
hahaha welcome! yes yes I love it!
Real talk what is about Pepper Pig?
@Phoenix, are you ok with Holloween? I know I wasnt allowed to celebrate it growing up due to religious reasons and wondered how you planned on handling as your child got older
Junior is 25 months now. Newest development - you say 'no' (no really, you don't even have to say it, mumbling and or whispering does it) and he goes full on berserk. He could have been smiling, happy, everything - say no to something and you get the full program: screaming, kicking, water coming out all orifices, the full monty.
And we don't know what to do anymore, we basically tried everything on the spectrum from screaming to ignoring. Nothing seems to help.
Any good advise?
I mean, we could talk to a doctor to get ourselves into artificial coma until he's like 18....
And we don't know what to do anymore, we basically tried everything on the spectrum from screaming to ignoring. Nothing seems to help.
Any good advise?
I mean, we could talk to a doctor to get ourselves into artificial coma until he's like 18....
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostDaughter = catWhat’s wrong with Toon Link?
Son = Toon Link
Son = D.va
Boi, WHAT? How are you going to get a costume for that?
"Ok, Black Panther."
My son.
By Hammer24 Go To PostJunior is 25 months now. Newest development - you say 'no' (no really, you don't even have to say it, mumbling and or whispering does it) and he goes full on berserk. He could have been smiling, happy, everything - say no to something and you get the full program: screaming, kicking, water coming out all orifices, the full monty.
And we don't know what to do anymore, we basically tried everything on the spectrum from screaming to ignoring. Nothing seems to help.
Any good advise?
I mean, we could talk to a doctor to get ourselves into artificial coma until he's like 18….
Welcome
My son is 22 months so I may not have encountered terrible two's full on yet, but I think you really you've got to convey you dont care for his tantrums or a little tap on his hands...
But the not caring angle i found works, you've just got to be determined to outlast the tantrum, unless they start hyper-ventilating leave him
By Kidjr Go To PostWelcome
My son is 22 months so I may not have encountered terrible two's full on yet, but I think you really you've got to convey you dont care for his tantrums or a little tap on his hands…
But the not caring angle i found works, you've just got to be determined to outlast the tantrum, unless they start hyper-ventilating leave him
He sure does it for effect. If we ignore him and even leave the room - he follows us around to make dead sure we know how he see's the world.
By Hammer24 Go To PostJunior is 25 months now. Newest development - you say 'no' (no really, you don't even have to say it, mumbling and or whispering does it) and he goes full on berserk. He could have been smiling, happy, everything - say no to something and you get the full program: screaming, kicking, water coming out all orifices, the full monty.
And we don't know what to do anymore, we basically tried everything on the spectrum from screaming to ignoring. Nothing seems to help.
Any good advise?
I mean, we could talk to a doctor to get ourselves into artificial coma until he's like 18….
My 20 month old has been responding to time outs in the corner
By Fenderputty Go To PostMy 20 month old has been responding to time outs in the corner
How do you practically do this? Carry him to a certain spot and leave?
By Hammer24 Go To PostHow do you practically do this? Carry him to a certain spot and leave?
For my daughter it's just the term of time out. Even though we put her in her room with all her toys, the fact that we close the door to stay in there and say it's a time out is effective. The door is even unlocked and she won't try to open it when we call it a timeout. It's weird.
By Hammer24 Go To PostHow do you practically do this? Carry him to a certain spot and leave?
Carry to a corner, let them know why they're on timeout, watch until they do what you want, let them out.
Their concept of time Is poor, so some times if it's for something like throwing food on the ground, we only leave her there for a couple min. Didn't take long before "do you want a time out" got a positive response
By Hammer24 Go To PostJunior is 25 months now. Newest development - you say 'no' (no really, you don't even have to say it, mumbling and or whispering does it) and he goes full on berserk. He could have been smiling, happy, everything - say no to something and you get the full program: screaming, kicking, water coming out all orifices, the full monty.
And we don't know what to do anymore, we basically tried everything on the spectrum from screaming to ignoring. Nothing seems to help.
Any good advise?
I mean, we could talk to a doctor to get ourselves into artificial coma until he's like 18….
Oh yes, we just kinda just got through that phase. We just tried not to use the word "no" when it was something innocent. Just suggest something else to do or what to eat. "How about this," "Why dont we do this activity instead" "We will do that eventually just not right now we have to do this instead"
Timeouts are a must, we would put my son in a corner and leave him there for a few minutes after telling him what he did wrong. He wasnt allowed to come out until he calmed down (stopped crying/fussing) which was normally about 90 - 120 seconds. Then tell him that he needs to say sorry and that was it.
We didn't know timeouts would work so early too. Read a couple things online and boom. We make her get out of the corner and hug us lol
Those first couple of times might be chaos though.
Those first couple of times might be chaos though.
By RobNBanks Go To PostWhat’s wrong with Toon Link?
Nothing. It was D.va that I was like ???
By Twstr709 Go To PostI have a two month old daughter. Glad to find this thread. Parenting is lovely, but I miss sleep.
How much are they sleeping now. I remember at that time we started to get more chunks of solid sleep
By Fenderputty Go To PostHow much are they sleeping now. I remember at that time we started to get more chunks of solid sleepShe was premature so we have to feed and wake her up every three hours. She is still six and a half pounds.
By Twstr709 Go To PostShe was premature so we have to feed and wake her up every three hours. She is still six and a half pounds.
Yikes. Congrats on the health now though.
How premature if you don't mind me asking? My friends daughter was 6 weeks and it kinda threw off this early developments milestones to A degree
By Fenderputty Go To PostYikes. Congrats on the health now though.
How premature if you don't mind me asking? My friends daughter was 6 weeks and it kinda threw off this early developments milestones to A degree
Five and a half weeks. She is doing very well, but the early experience was not fun. She stayed in NICU for three weeks after birth and it drove the wife and I nearly crazy.
I have kids. My youngest is 12 tho. Daughter in college. Stepson is uhhhhhhh somewhere doing something
Glad to see I'm not the only dad constantly asking for kisses.
I'm on daddy day care duty at the moment whilst my wife works a weekend shift. Stuck at home with no car. Like what the fuck do you do with a one year old between food and sleep?
I'm on daddy day care duty at the moment whilst my wife works a weekend shift. Stuck at home with no car. Like what the fuck do you do with a one year old between food and sleep?
By Twstr709 Go To PostFive and a half weeks. She is doing very well, but the early experience was not fun. She stayed in NICU for three weeks after birth and it drove the wife and I nearly crazy.
Yeah that's just like my friend. His daughter took a little longer to sleep in longer chunks. The first couple of months are crazy already so I can't even imagine what it was like for you.
Just had a son this past Sunday. He's my second kid; also have a 2 1/2 year old daughter. They're wonderful time consuming little beings of absolute love and complete frustration. It's a completely different relationship than you'll ever have. anyone on the fence -I would wholey recommend going for it.
It's all about the hugs and kisses. Nothing compares to them running up to you and giving a big old hug. Best hugs ever.
It's all about the hugs and kisses. Nothing compares to them running up to you and giving a big old hug. Best hugs ever.