Dear Pilonv and Giri,
From December 6th to Jan 6th I will be in your country. I plan on visiting many brothels and bars while there, meaning plenty of sex, stds and drinking to be had. This will be your excuse to finally have a black friend. I look forward to watching NBA games of our non-playoff teams while getting pissy drunk at 1pm. From there who knows what will happen :twisted:
Here is my ghetto itinerary...Let me know when I'll be in your area.
Dec 6 New York to Brisbane land Dec 8 at 7:55am
Dec 13 Brisbane to Melbourne land 4:20pm
Jan 3 Melb to Sydney land 2:25pm
Jan 6 Sydney to New York land 5:05pm
<3
Zep
P.S. Duki, if you can guarantee my safety, I would honestly think about catching a flight to NZ, to get drunk with you and gett a tribal tattoo that I'll immediately regret.
From December 6th to Jan 6th I will be in your country. I plan on visiting many brothels and bars while there, meaning plenty of sex, stds and drinking to be had. This will be your excuse to finally have a black friend. I look forward to watching NBA games of our non-playoff teams while getting pissy drunk at 1pm. From there who knows what will happen :twisted:
Here is my ghetto itinerary...Let me know when I'll be in your area.
Dec 6 New York to Brisbane land Dec 8 at 7:55am
Dec 13 Brisbane to Melbourne land 4:20pm
Jan 3 Melb to Sydney land 2:25pm
Jan 6 Sydney to New York land 5:05pm
<3
Zep
P.S. Duki, if you can guarantee my safety, I would honestly think about catching a flight to NZ, to get drunk with you and gett a tribal tattoo that I'll immediately regret.
I would count as a black friend before you.
The only "black" thing you do is eat dinner on disposable plates.
I would count as a black friend before you.
The only "black" thing you do is eat dinner on disposable plates.
And date black women... oh wait, that doesn't apply to black dudes...
I would count as a black friend before you.
The only "black" thing you do is eat dinner on disposable plates.
And date black women... oh wait, that doesn't apply to black dudes...
Did you mistakenly put date instead of cheat?
fuck lolI would count as a black friend before you.
The only "black" thing you do is eat dinner on disposable plates.
I would count as a black friend before you.
The only "black" thing you do is eat dinner on disposable plates.
And date black women... oh wait, that doesn't apply to black dudes...
Did you mistakenly put date instead of cheat?
I would count as a black friend before you.
The only "black" thing you do is eat dinner on disposable plates.
Damn
How come that thread is now about a white dude's racial sexual obsession?
Obsession? Please. I've been with the rainbow and find women of all colors gorgeous. Shit, I have a thing for Indian and Saudi women too.
I would count as a black friend before you.
The only "black" thing you do is eat dinner on disposable plates.
It will probably be hot as fuck here at that time of year. Where are you staying?
I'll likely be on vacation somewhere (I think the 11th is my first day back) but if I'm around I'll let you know.
I'll likely be on vacation somewhere (I think the 11th is my first day back) but if I'm around I'll let you know.
No, as in I would usually be in Sydney but at the time you are here I will be on vacation somewhere better.
This joke is highly entertaining...disposable plates?
Yo, when you have kids, you get the utensils too and not worry about having to do that many dishes every day. Learned that from my parents. Don't forget the paper plate holders!
This thread is also a reminder that I need a passport...that is, if I'll ever be able to afford to travel.
Yo, when you have kids, you get the utensils too and not worry about having to do that many dishes every day. Learned that from my parents. Don't forget the paper plate holders!
This thread is also a reminder that I need a passport...that is, if I'll ever be able to afford to travel.
sorry zep already have one black friend, quota is filled up
(if youre around when im not out of town i will gladly get wasted with you and visit low quality stripping establishments with u breh u know i got your back)
(if youre around when im not out of town i will gladly get wasted with you and visit low quality stripping establishments with u breh u know i got your back)
How come that thread is now about a white dude's racial sexual obsession?
Obsession? Please. I've been with the rainbow and find women of all colors gorgeous. Shit, I have a thing for Indian and Saudi women too.
*fist bump
I'm currently trying to bone my late 20 year old Persian professor. She's so fine.
Brisbane sucks. That's all I have to say.
Those strip clubs at China town are crap too.
Sorry Giri.
I wouldn't know. I've only been to 2 strip clubs. And only once to each.
Not really my thing.
Brisbanes p.great though.
Brisbane sucks. That's all I have to say.
Those strip clubs at China town are crap too.
Sorry Giri.
I wouldn't know. I've only been to 2 strip clubs. And only once to each.
Not really my thing.
Brisbanes p.great though.
To be fair I do hear it's much better now. I lived there for 5 years in the mid to late 90s.
Alrighty....so been in the country for 11 days now and here's what I've gathered.
- People in Melbourne really don't like people in Brisbane and vice versa
- I might bitchslap the next store attendant that tells " too easy"
- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.
Be back in a bit
- People in Melbourne really don't like people in Brisbane and vice versa
- I might bitchslap the next store attendant that tells " too easy"
- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.
Be back in a bit
By Zep- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.yo.
Be back in a bit
By ZepAlrighty....so been in the country for 11 days now and here's what I've gathered.
- People in Melbourne really don't like people in Brisbane and vice versa
- I might bitchslap the next store attendant that tells " too easy"
- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.
Be back in a bit
My aussie homeboy uses Too easy all the time.. I kind of like it
By viakadoBy Zep- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.yo.
Be back in a bit
Dude dead ass...if someone has an Asian fetish this is the country. I've seen the best ones walking around melbourne city central. Brisbane was just as plentiful down in surfers paradise and Burleigh heads.
Byron bay in new south wales was awesome as well with women goddamn.
By ZepBy viakadoBy Zep- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.yo.
Be back in a bit
Dude dead ass...if someone has an Asian fetish this is the country. I've seen the best ones walking around melbourne city central. Brisbane was just as plentiful down in surfers paradise and Burleigh heads.
Byron bay in new south wales was awesome as well with women goddamn.
pretty sure, Japan, Korea or China etc... has Aus beat for having Asian women.. lol
By blackaceBy ZepBy viakadoBy Zep- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.yo.
Be back in a bit
Dude dead ass...if someone has an Asian fetish this is the country. I've seen the best ones walking around melbourne city central. Brisbane was just as plentiful down in surfers paradise and Burleigh heads.
Byron bay in new south wales was awesome as well with women goddamn.
pretty sure, Japan, Korea or China etc... has Aus beat for having Asian women.. lol
Not in the english speaking department.
By ZepI use too easy all the time.By blackaceBy ZepBy viakadoBy Zep- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.yo.
Be back in a bit
Dude dead ass...if someone has an Asian fetish this is the country. I've seen the best ones walking around melbourne city central. Brisbane was just as plentiful down in surfers paradise and Burleigh heads.
Byron bay in new south wales was awesome as well with women goddamn.
pretty sure, Japan, Korea or China etc... has Aus beat for having Asian women.. lol
Not in the english speaking department.
Who said I don't get any?
Yeah, we have a large asian population.
Can't believe you piked on me, mate.
By giririsssBy ZepI use too easy all the time.By blackaceBy ZepBy viakadoBy Zep- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.yo.
Be back in a bit
Dude dead ass...if someone has an Asian fetish this is the country. I've seen the best ones walking around melbourne city central. Brisbane was just as plentiful down in surfers paradise and Burleigh heads.
Byron bay in new south wales was awesome as well with women goddamn.
pretty sure, Japan, Korea or China etc... has Aus beat for having Asian women.. lol
Not in the english speaking department.
Who said I don't get any?
Yeah, we have a large asian population.
Can't believe you piked on me, mate.
I was only in Brisbane for 3 days and was with family the whole time...I had no window like I thought I would :\
By ZepAlrighty....so been in the country for 11 days now and here's what I've gathered.
- People in Melbourne really don't like people in Brisbane and vice versa
People in all capital cities hate each other.
- I might bitchslap the next store attendant that tells " too easy"
Wait till you get to Sydney, most of them will be middle eastern or asian so you won't get that.
- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.
Be back in a bit
Sydney has way more Asians than Melbourne. Not many Koreans though so giri would be out of luck.
BTW I blame you for this
Everything is 15% cheaper for you now but more expensive for us to buy from the US
Note the dates, dollar dropped in September JUST as Zep announced his trip
By pilonv1BTW I blame you for this
:O
i should import more PAL games from you guys. games are super cheap in australia.
1x New 3DS plz.
I tell you what...I love these .80 cans of flavored tuna. The sweet chili is goddamn fantastic. Wish I could bring a ton of these back with me.
I'm in bairnsdale right now...about an hour outside of Melbourne. Have not seen one fucking kangaroo yet but now that im in the countryside, my chances should be higher.
Right now I'd have to rate Melbourne over the Queensland area because of the city centre. Byron bay and surfers Paradise are awesome but Melbourne is THE PLACE for younger people. Getting around without a car is easy and the markets are really cheap with tons if selection for food.
I'm in bairnsdale right now...about an hour outside of Melbourne. Have not seen one fucking kangaroo yet but now that im in the countryside, my chances should be higher.
Right now I'd have to rate Melbourne over the Queensland area because of the city centre. Byron bay and surfers Paradise are awesome but Melbourne is THE PLACE for younger people. Getting around without a car is easy and the markets are really cheap with tons if selection for food.
By ZepBy blackaceBy ZepBy viakadoBy Zep- I've seen as many Asians as I have australians and yet giri can't find one.yo.
Be back in a bit
Dude dead ass...if someone has an Asian fetish this is the country. I've seen the best ones walking around melbourne city central. Brisbane was just as plentiful down in surfers paradise and Burleigh heads.
Byron bay in new south wales was awesome as well with women goddamn.
pretty sure, Japan, Korea or China etc... has Aus beat for having Asian women.. lol
Not in the english speaking department.
uh if you say so lol
Oh Yea. Fuck travelex and their shitty fees. .92 for every american dollar...then I found travemoneyoz which gave me 1.15. Also won $400 at the crown casino.
By viakadoHey asshole, take pictures.
Preferrably with a hipster camera please.
Since Zep can't afford a Leica, he should just use a flip-phone camera. That's totally hipster.
By reilohe should use instagram and use that vintage polaroid look.By viakadoHey asshole, take pictures.
Preferrably with a hipster camera please.
Since Zep can't afford a Leica, he should just use a flip-phone camera. That's totally hipster.
no one will ever know the difference.
*rolls fucking eye*
By viakadoBy reilohe should use instagram and use that vintage polaroid look.By viakadoHey asshole, take pictures.
Preferrably with a hipster camera please.
Since Zep can't afford a Leica, he should just use a flip-phone camera. That's totally hipster.
no one will ever know the difference.
*rolls fucking eye*
I take my pictures in VSCO and then upload them to Instagram. Ultimate troll.
By ZepI tell you what...I love these .80 cans of flavored tuna. The sweet chili is goddamn fantastic. Wish I could bring a ton of these back with me.Sounds like you don't know what you're doing in brisbane lol.
I'm in bairnsdale right now...about an hour outside of Melbourne. Have not seen one fucking kangaroo yet but now that im in the countryside, my chances should be higher.
Right now I'd have to rate Melbourne over the Queensland area because of the city centre. Byron bay and surfers Paradise are awesome but Melbourne is THE PLACE for younger people. Getting around without a car is easy and the markets are really cheap with tons if selection for food.