Jurassic World

Shame!
Shame!
Shame!

Seriously... character motivations made no sense, the plot was all over the place, characters knew or didn't know things as it was convenient for the script, and out of the two hours and ten minutes there was only like half an hour of interesting action (nearly all at the end). The only good scenes were the ones with the water dinosaur. I was bored to tears the entire time.

I honestly don't get the appeal.

yeah it was genuinely downright terrible

I still cant get over that blue raptor's GTFO bro and I got dis nods or outrunning a T Rex with heels

or the T Rex going full simp

I mean, I dont care about Jurassic Park but that was just you know...insulting lol

best movie in a long time. loved it a lot.

just good fun

like cinema should be.

By Blazinho Go To Postbest movie in a long time. loved it a lot.

just good fun

like cinema should be.

Are people just forgetting about the first hour and a half of the movie? So much cringe-inducing dialogue. It got so boring that the filmmakers just started throwing in references to Jurassic Park just to keep people engaged. "Hey, remember how awesome that movie was?"

By Sharp Go To PostHow did you get through the first hour and a half of cringe-inducing dialogue?

I think I saw the trailer a million times. I knew what would be coming. It was still better than trash like age of ultron or skyfall.

I just had a good time in the cinema.

and it seems like i wasnt the only one.

By Blazinho Go To PostI think I saw the trailer a million times. I knew what would be coming. It was still better than trash like age of ultron or skyfall.

I just had a good time in the cinema.

and it seems like i wasnt the only one.

But like, why? Outside the dinosaur fights (which were also dumb but at least looked cool), what was fun or entertaining at all about the movie? I'm not asking for fucking Children of Men here.

By Sharp Go To PostBut like, why? Outside the dinosaur fights (which were also dumb but at least looked cool), what was fun or entertaining at all about the movie? I'm not asking for fucking Children of Men here.

I'm a huuuuge Jurassic Park fan and I just wanted a movie that is better than 3. Thats what I got.

I dont have every dialogue in my head anymore but I enjoyed everything that involved the park

I was in awe when they presented the park and the dinos in the beginning, i loved that the i-rex escaped pretty early on in the movie. then you have that build up with the ingen people tryint to screw up everything, then alll the fights in the middle and the huge climatic showdown at the end.

for me it was more than okay

i respect if other people didnt like it

but i assume you saw the trailer

did you seriously expect an oscar nominee for the full movie then?

Saw the trailer. Saw some extended footage. Went "Nope".

Looked really terrible.

By giririsss Go To PostSaw the trailer. Saw some extended footage. Went "Nope".

Looked really terrible.

Pretty much.

Looked awful from the jump.

Bad film.

Man, they're lucky the inherent concept of dinosaurs is so fucking cool :lol. I'm sitting there watching raptors run in tandem with a motorbike and thinking 'yeah this shit's cool'

Unfortunately the rest of the film - save for the first couple of minutes where I heard the famous music for the first time - wasn't very good.

Diabolical script; like, literally awful. Every character was an exposition machine. One fucking guy decided to drop exposition just as he was about to get eaten. "IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE" lmaooooo I was dying.

Bryce Dallas Howard is a horrendous actor but mad props for running in heels.

They couldn't even bother to go all out for a good animatronic dinosaur and instead it had shitty looking eyes and did the same repetitive flapping in the entire duration of its screen time.

The fucking Indominus kept creeping up on people and only making noises when it was right next to them.

That fucking kiss in the middle of the pterodactyl scene. Fuck off.

Worth it for the score and the brief bits of nostalgia. Everything else was pretty shit.

I didnt realise people loves dinosaurs that much

By Kidjr Go To PostI didnt realise people loves dinosaurs that much

walking with dinosaurs was some good shit son

this film however was a steaming pile of badly written gloop and the fact it took so much money is a stain upon western culture

By L1NETT Go To Postwalking with dinosaurs was some good shit son

this film however was a steaming pile of badly written gloop and the fact it took so much money is a stain upon western culture

You and I both know western culture is a decadent catastrophe with practically no standards. It isn't a stain so much as a microcosm.