2014 Playoffs|OT2| Nokia Introduces Paul Pierce Widget

After not facing any sort of competition in the Athlete centric App market place, The Lebron James App will face an unexpected rival. For those who are unaware, The Lebron James App is exclusive to The Samsung Galaxy family of smart phones and gives you an exclusive peek into everything Lebron James as he gingerly skips to the NBA Finals. Today Nokia announced that Samsung can quote, "Fuck right off if it thinks that they're gonna be the only ones to enter this new frontier of dick-riding all by their lonesome. Ya heard?" Nokia seeks to directly compete against Samsung in this confusing and unnecessary app space with the unveiling of The Paul Pierce Widget. "It's a lot like that Lebron James thing or whatever." Pierce said in the locker room after his clutch series of fouls against Toronto guard Kyle Lowry in their decisive game 7 win. The James App lets you see his highlights, stats, look at the upcoming Heat schedule as well as other playoff teams' upcoming games. It also gives you some personal insight, like what James is wearing to the game, what shoes he's wearing on the court, what music he's enjoying and some moments with his family. The Paul Pierce widget will let you replay PIerce highlights if he has any, it will give you a behind the scenes look at Pierce practicing hurting himself, an intimate look at Pierce's march to a second round exit plus a look at what other teams' conference finals schedule look like. The conference finals schedule section of the widget will come in useful to those who are interested in following NBA games beyond that of The Brooklyn Nets. But for those who can't get enough Paul Pierce there will also be a live RSS feed updating Pierce's drink orders from wherever Pierce decides to vacation once his season is over in roughly a week from now. You can get the widget exclusively on The Nokia 9500 Communicator, when asked why they felt the need to have exclusive software on a phone released in 2004 a Nokia PR rep told me, "It's the best we could do on such short notice, I mean, did you see the game? Lowry got fouled like....multiple times. Initially we all thought for sure The Raptors would be in the second round without having to go to a game 7 and the most interesting person on their team is the mascot. So naturally when the refs gave the series to The Nets, we scrambled and did the best we could with what we were working with."

[size=200]A moment to wish Sager a full recovery[/size]
[size=200]Get Well Soon Sager![/size]

[size=150]Playoff Graveyard: 12 Down 3 To Go [/size]




R.I.P: April 20th - April 28th
Game 1 - Bobcats Win, Heat Take 1 To Nothing lead.
Game 2 - Gary Neal and The Miami Heat Take Game 2
Game 3 - Kemba Walker, I Barely Know Her
Game 4 - Bobcats Complete Moral Victory Sweep, Heat Move On To 2nd Round


R.I.P: April 20th - April 29th
Game 1 - John Wall Turns In Dirk-esque Performance
Game 2 - What Has Two Horns, No Rose and Two Ls?
Game 3 - Nene Forfeits Series Momentum For One Fleeting Embrace
Game 4 - Boozer's Playoff Bonus In Danger of Being Cut Short
Game 5 - Rose Unable To Carry Team


R.I.P: April 20th - May 2nd
Game 1 - Dwight Howard Leads His Team To First Playoff Loss
Game 2 - Last Time Dwight Led His Team To A Playoff Win Was April 26th 2011
Game 3 - A Troy Daniels, My Kingdom For A Troy Daniels
Game 4 - Dwight Is 1 Loss Away From Being Sent Home To His Families
Game 5 - Game 6 Is Forced Like A James Harden Offensive Possession
Game 6 - Lillard Ends National Dwigthmare

R.I.P: April 19th - May 3rd
Game 1 - Hawks Don't Understand It Either
Game 2 - Hawks Rebound From Tough Win
Game 3 - Hibbert Didn't Out-Rebound Any Starting Player
Game 4 - Please Don't Go 7 Games, Please
Game 5 - Hawks Take Meaningless Lead In Pointless Series
Game 6 - No One Asked For This
Game 7 - Pacers Are Who The Hawks Hoped They Weren't

R.I.P: April 19th - May 3rd
Game 1 - Just 3 More Games
Game 2 - Just 3 More Games
Game 3 - Just 2 More Games
Game 4 - Just 2 More Games
Game 5 - Just 1 More Game
Game 6 - Just 1 More Game
Game 7 - No More Games

R.I.P: April 19th - May 3rd
Game 1 - Clips Tied With Lakers In Post-Season Wins
Game 2 - Griffin Has Performance As Good As He Is Ugly
Game 3 - Chris Paul Pushes His Way To A Series Lead
Game 4 - Series Wins Separate, But Equal
Game 5 - Clips Win & Sterling Breaks Personal Record of 'N' Word Usage In A day
Game 6 - Maybe Sterling Was Right About JJ Redick
Game 7 - Mama, There Goes That Coach

R.I.P: April 19th - May 4th
Game 1 - Turtlesaurus Causes Mass Exodus At Air Canada Center
Game 2 - Clever Girls Tie Series
Game 3 - Drakes Lose: Something Was The Same
Game 4 - Pierce Puts Brooklyn On His Back, Collapses
Game 5 - We Ain't Going Back To Toronto
Game 6 - Correction, We Are Going Back To Toronto
Game 7 - Last Name Over, First Name Series

R.I.P: April 20th - May 4th
Game 1 - One-Sided Reffing Causes Dirk To Go 4 of 14
Game 2 - Dirk Bests Previous Performance With 7 of 19 Showing
Game 3 - Vince Carter Comes Through In The Clutch. Vince Carter.
Game 4 - Series Tied At 2, but Whatever Atlanta Is Leading Indiana
Game 5 - Vince Carter blocked Tim Duncan, Spurs Win, TD Lost.
Game 6 - Ginobli Goes Off For 6 points, Forces Game 7
Game 7 - Spurs Dagger Mavericks

R.I.P: April 20th - May 14th
Game 1 - Spurs Win First Half And Game
Game 2 - Portland Wins 2nd Consecutive 2nd Half, Lose Game
Game 3 - BlazersTrail, Win 3rd Consecutive 2nd Half
Game 4 - Blazers Win Both Halves
Game 5 - The Houston Spurs Move On To WCF

R.I.P: April 19th - May 14th
Game 1 - First Loss Is Nothing But Nets
Game 2 - Nets Lose 2nd of Eventual 4 Game Losing Streak
Game 3 - Nets Shock The World, The Universe, Everything. Everyone.
Game 4 - Nets Get Their Streak Back On Track
Game 5 - Lebron Loses His Russia Privileges

R.I.P: April 20th - May 15th
Game 1 - Wizards Shock The World
Game 2 - Pacers Shock The World
Game 3 - Wizards Score 63 Points, The Whole Team
Game 4 - Beal Gon Cry In The Car
Game 5 - Washington Forces America To Watch More Fuckball
Game 6 - All In All, It's Just Another Brick For John Wall

R.I.P: April 19th - May 15th
Game 1 - Kendrick Perkins Outshines Hibbert, Barely
Game 2 - Westbrook Outperforms KD In Reality, Rather Than Just In His Mind
Game 3 - Crawful Receives 6MOY Award And Then Shoots 33% from the Field
Game 4 - Scott Brooks Costs OKC A(nother) Win
Game 5 - Cliff Paul Takes Brothers Place For Final Minutes
Game 6 - Clippers Better At Covering Banners Than Raising Them

[size=200]Enough about them losers, updated bracket:[/size]




[size=200]Conference Finals[/size]


Game 1 - Sunday May 18th 3:30pm EST
Game 2 - Tuesday May 20th 8:30pm EST
Game 3 - Saturday May 24th 8:30pm EST
Game 4 - Monday May 26th 8:30pm EST


Game 1 - Monday May 19th 9:00pm EST
Game 2 - Wednesday May 21st 9:00pm EST
Game 3 - Sunday May 25th 8:30pm EST
Game 4 - Tuesday May 27th 9:00pm EST