Your first girlfriend
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Tell me about her.
Do you miss her?
Do you miss her?
Never had an actual official one. Didn't see the point while I was young. Had a nice date the other day, maybe this will go somewhere
By nate Go To Posther name was amy and she was very hesitant to touch my dickI can relate to this.
By dark_prinny Go To PostShe was a prostitute.We're listening.
I couldn't be arsed of having a girlfriend in my younger years. Spanish girls where like nuns and I just wanted to fuck. So, meanwhile my stupid friends where spending their scarce money on taking girls to the cinema and just getting a hand holding in return, I decided to save that money go to a brothel and fuck the shit out of the hottest girl in there.
Money well spent. Time saved.
Bla you are never gonna get one of those asian girls you constantly post. So, if you wanna make your dreams come true and fuck one of those pussies follow my advice.
Money is the answer.
Money well spent. Time saved.
Bla you are never gonna get one of those asian girls you constantly post. So, if you wanna make your dreams come true and fuck one of those pussies follow my advice.
Money is the answer.
I started to date late enough, was always an immature adolescent who cared more about videogames than girls.
Anyway I was 22, she was 27. Back then it felt like a world apart. We were 300km apart from each other as well. Maybe that's the reason why I never wanted to assume a relationship, so we were never "officially" boyfriend and girlfriend. But the truth cares not for paperwork. We lasted about 6-7 months. I was never mad about her, but she was fun and cute and made my peen happy enough. A bit too needy and clingy though, and her tits were kinda soggy. Mouth tasting like an ashtray. Today she's married and has a kid, and I hope she's happy.
Broke up with her when she came nearby to spend new years eve. Had already lined up the one who would then be my girlfriend for the next 5+ years.
Anyway I was 22, she was 27. Back then it felt like a world apart. We were 300km apart from each other as well. Maybe that's the reason why I never wanted to assume a relationship, so we were never "officially" boyfriend and girlfriend. But the truth cares not for paperwork. We lasted about 6-7 months. I was never mad about her, but she was fun and cute and made my peen happy enough. A bit too needy and clingy though, and her tits were kinda soggy. Mouth tasting like an ashtray. Today she's married and has a kid, and I hope she's happy.
Broke up with her when she came nearby to spend new years eve. Had already lined up the one who would then be my girlfriend for the next 5+ years.
By dark_prinny Go To PostI couldn't be arsed of having a girlfriend in my younger years. Spanish girls where like nuns and I just wanted to fuck. So, meanwhile my stupid friends where spending their scarce money on taking girls to the cinema and just getting a hand holding in return, I decided to save that money go to a brothel and fuck the shit out of the hottest girl in there.
Money well spent. Time saved.
Bla you are never gonna get one of those asian girls you constantly post. So, if you wanna make your dreams come true and fuck one of those pussies follow my advice.
Money is the answer.
Crushing Bla and spitting truth
Too bad we don't have brothels here
But that's not your first girlfriend, that's your first sex
We will have to wait another 4 years for Bla to open that thread
By JTS Go To PostI started to date late enough, was always an immature adolescent who cared more about videogames than girls.LookAtJoao.mp3
Anyway I was 22, she was 27. Back then it felt like a world apart. We were 300km apart from each other as well. Maybe that's the reason why I never wanted to assume a relationship, so we were never "officially" boyfriend and girlfriend. But the truth cares not for paperwork. We lasted about 6-7 months. I was never mad about her, but she was fun and cute and made my peen happy enough. A bit too needy and clingy though, and her tits were kinda soggy. Mouth tasting like an ashtray. Today she's married and has a kid, and I hope she's happy.
Broke up with her when she came nearby to spend new years eve. Had already lined up the one who would then be my girlfriend for the next 5+ years.
Still talk to her whenever she's back home. She's a really sweet girl or should I say woman now. We're getting old. 
In grade school or college?
Grade school: I "dated" this chick named Tabitha S*****. She was this trailer trash blonde woman who's parens hated n.... I'm mean black people and it was short fun.
College: Dated this woman named Ashleigh Hathaway that had huge tits. She was fun but unfortunately, I burned myself out completely that year and the relationship tanked because I was too focused on being a good boyfriend. I took 98 percent of all the backlash that came from the end but ultimately I stayed true to the promise I made to her mother when I visited her and left her alone. Do I miss her? Hmmm... let me think.... Yeah, but you can't change the past and it's not worth looking back on. She's moved on and i've moved on. Salute to her.
Grade school: I "dated" this chick named Tabitha S*****. She was this trailer trash blonde woman who's parens hated n.... I'm mean black people and it was short fun.
College: Dated this woman named Ashleigh Hathaway that had huge tits. She was fun but unfortunately, I burned myself out completely that year and the relationship tanked because I was too focused on being a good boyfriend. I took 98 percent of all the backlash that came from the end but ultimately I stayed true to the promise I made to her mother when I visited her and left her alone. Do I miss her? Hmmm... let me think.... Yeah, but you can't change the past and it's not worth looking back on. She's moved on and i've moved on. Salute to her.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI keep their heads in my fridge. That way I can kiss them whenever I want.:lol
