After years of dodging this procedure like Frank Vogel dodges offense, I was finally forced to get it done. I never had any pain from my wisdom teeth but every dentist in America looked at my XRays in horror as my third molars are clearly coming in an almost 90 degree angle. By all accounts I should be clawing my eyes out three times a day.


Instead I'm doing it now.

I couldn't get good old fashioned yank and toss action because of how my teeth were coming in so they had to cut my teeth down the middle and pull them out one half a time. Nerve damage can like.... "occur more" or something, according to the PA. The only thing that I took comfort in was the fact that this would be behind me by noon today. But obviously my luck doesn't allow for that.

I woke up to the doctor telling me "We could only get two today, so we'll just have you come in next week to knock out the rest. Kthnxbai." and if I could've dropped my jaw I would've. Instead I get handed my meds and am shown the door to be picked up by my friend.

I'm not built for this. :cry:
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