Whatever. Every parent fucks a kid up no matter what they do, and later on the kid is way more influenced by outside forces than parents anyway. You don't even know if they're going to be a little shit forever until they're in their mid-20s. Brains are too complex. When you have a kid, you're basically spinning the wheel.
By Destiny's Abortion Go To PostKeep in mind the kid is at the age where they emulate all that they see and hear, just takes the one time too. That age is prime time saying "FUCK" in front of strangers at a restaurant.
Which is why I thought it could be as simple as a music video or something. Could have seen that shit at a wedding. RegArdless tho ... I would freak.
Smokey have a girl so we can share stories of telling their dates to fuck off
By Destiny's Abortion Go To PostKeep in mind the kid is at the age where they emulate all that they see and hear, just takes the one time too. That age is prime time saying "FUCK" in front of strangers at a restaurant.
That age is primetime the kid calls mom her given name but grandmoms called mom
the fact she just laughing like shit is cute while the camera still rolling with father in disgust tells me everything tbh
By YungMagus Go To PostThat age is primetime the kid calls mom her given name but grandmoms called mom
My 3 year old call me by my name to piss me off. It’s not my full name but usually the nickname my mom calls me. They’re complex at that age for sure
By DY_nasty Go To Postthe fact she just laughing like shit is cute while the camera still rolling with father in disgust tells me everything tbhHe knew what he was marrying
By reilo Go To PostHe knew what he was marryingPaul George Theory at work
By reilo Go To PostHe knew what he was marryingYep that was equal amounts disgust and acceptance
By rvy Go To Postbruh
I gotta feel for dudes that have daughters, it's gotta be rough
couldnt be me
praying 4 u fender
By Fenderputty Go To PostWhich is why I thought it could be as simple as a music video or something. Could have seen that shit at a wedding. RegArdless tho … I would freak.
Smokey have a girl so we can share stories of telling their dates to fuck off
By Fenderputty Go To PostMy 3 year old call me by my name to piss me off. It’s not my full name but usually the nickname my mom calls me. They’re complex at that age for suremy daughter calls my wife by name because that's what I call her. But she also sometimes says mama too... Couldn't be me lol
Toddlers are little drunkards. Meltdowns over the stupidest shit. Gotta keep them from killing themselves. So much attitude and talking back but it makes no damn sense.
By Destiny's Abortion Go To PostToddlers are little drunkards. Meltdowns over the stupidest shit. Gotta keep them from killing themselves. So much attitude and talking back but it makes no damn sense.
So true, no lies what so ever.
By Destiny's Abortion Go To PostToddlers are little drunkards. Meltdowns over the stupidest shit. Gotta keep them from killing themselves. So much attitude and talking back but it makes no damn sense.
By Fenderputty Go To PostNever has a more accurate meme been createdYou ever seen the doges meme?
Much doge. Such funny.
By FootbalIFan Go To PostYou ever seen the doges meme?Fender about to stare at you until you act right
Much doge. Such funny.
By domino Go To Post4Loko has a 14% Seltzer drink now 😂
It’s about to get sloppy out here
By s y ngmi Go To PostCan't decide which is worse...
https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhxhuh98F5TqGv7PmE
why did my mom never show this must enthusiasm, when i graduated?
why did my mom never show this must enthusiasm, when i graduated?
By blackace Go To PostFender about to stare at you until you act right
This man knows
By Kabro Go To Postfun fact, smokey finds things to be frightened of.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/14/us/wolf-attack-canada-trnd/index.html
(CNN) — A New Jersey family was fast asleep in their tent on a camping trip when the unthinkable happened: They were attacked by a wolf.
"It was like something out of a horror movie," mother Elisa Rispoli recounted on Facebook.
Become one with nature brehs
Be in a tent out in the depths of wilderness, especially Canadian, without being strapped or having bear mace brehs.
By Destiny's Abortion Go To PostBe in a tent out in the depths of wilderness, especially Canadian, without being strapped or having bear mace brehs.
Smokey thinks all camping is like backpacking in dark forests without electricity or running water.
By Fenderputty Go To PostSmokey thinks all camping is like backpacking in dark forests without electricity or running water.
Might as well stay at the crib if it's not
I'm with Smokey. If you need a gun or bear mace to be outside of your house, you should probably stay indoors.
You can just rent a vacation home or cabin in places. Some even got A/C. Only hike during the day on established trails and be fine.
Being out in nature is probably the best destresser in life.
Protip: Bear mace isn't going to stop a bear or mountain lion if it wants to eat you.
Protip: Bear mace isn't going to stop a bear or mountain lion if it wants to eat you.
By Destiny's Abortion Go To PostOnly hike during the day.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/05/21/something-was-wrong-with-this-cougar-animal-that-killed-biker-injured-another-was-emaciated/
S.J. Brooks and Isaac Sederbaum did what they were supposed to do, authorities say. They made loud noises to scare the cougar away. One of them even struck the animal with a bicycle.
But none of it worked. The big cat that had been following the two friends as they were mountain biking in rural Washington state pounced, lunging at Sederbaum’s head and killing Brooks, whom the animal mauled in its den.
nature is not to be played with brehs. Stay out the woods. Stay out the ocean. Stay off the mountains.
Simple
Bears rarely even try to eat people, too much work, especially at established camp grounds. People just fuck up and leave food in their tent, campsite, vehicles, bears know this and just hang around and get into those things for grub.
By Smokey Go To Posthttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/05/21/something-was-wrong-with-this-cougar-animal-that-killed-biker-injured-another-was-emaciated/Mountain biking in rural eastern washington. You'll be fine in a National Park with consistent trail traffic.
nature is not to be played with brehs. Stay out the woods. Stay out the ocean. Stay off the mountains.
Simple
Let me repeat
nature is not to be played with brehs. Stay out the woods. Stay out the ocean. Stay off the mountains.
Simple
By Smokey Go To PostLet me repeatGet spooked by deer brehs.
By Fenderputty Go To PostPAC 12 needs a better hobby:Saga is coming back?
By Smokey Go To Postnature is not to be played with brehs. Stay out the woods. Stay out the ocean. Stay off the mountains.
Simple
This is bordering on a phobia. Like I want to just call you a sissy, but if it’s a real phobia it’s probably too mean.
By reilo Go To PostPlanes rarely crash but you don't see me booking tickets for a 737 MAX flight
Yet you drive in fast sports cars. Lol
Talking shit about wild animals when people are way more unpredictable and dangerous. Even in the woods.