By Bungie Go To PostFree iced coffee at pret today between 3-4pmAlways comes up the with the shitty ones though. You can keep your foreskin.
Don’t say I never do anything for you
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The one in Horsham is doing it but can't be fucked if it's at 3-4pm. I'm not that cheap and I need my lunch time coffee.
By Flutter Go To PostPep to blame the medical team.
Yeah, rushing him back after a grueling season and world cup sounds like a good idea.
Foden should be getting lots of gametime now. Tbh they have Gundogan, both Silvas and Fernandinho to play there, and Sterling/Sane/Mahrez out wide. They’ll manage well enough, even if they are losing their best player.
By n8 dogg Go To PostFoden should be getting lots of gametime now. Tbh they have Gundogan, both Silvas and Fernandinho to play there, and Sterling/Sane/Mahrez out wide. They’ll manage well enough, even if they are losing their best player.There’s Delph as well
By Flutter Go To PostMisses the Liverpool game but will be back in time for the Man U game hahaha perfect luck for United.
Yeah, rushing him back after a grueling season and world cup sounds like a good idea.
By Doicare Go To PostMisses the Liverpool game but will be back in time for the Man U game hahaha perfect luck for United.
Like how you've turned Man City's unluckiness of having their best player out for 3 months into unluckiness for United. Nice lucking.
By Laboured Go To PostLike how you've turned Man City's unluckiness of having their best player out for 3 months into unluckiness for United. Nice lucking.
lmao
By Laboured Go To PostSounds like a married couple.
By Flutter Go To PostDoing a topher
Basically an echo of what you hear on a podcast after a painful defeat.
By Wahabipapangus Go To Postfoot videoWhen I saw this yesterday, I thought man it looks like that dude is eating a burrito. He's ready for a contest at Chipotle.
Juve / Marchisio probably shouldn't have waited until the very last day to announce the termination of his contract, but it is what it is.
Goodbye, sweet Principino. :(
By Bungie Go To PostI reckon uncircumcised slaent nobs are teeming with smegma
Smegma is nothing more than an amalgam of cast-off skin cells and skin oils. Smegma is benign. It does not cause cancer. Smegma collects under the foreskin. It is normally white in color. Some people believe that smegma resembles cream cheese.
Smegma is a protective, healthy substance that provides beneficial skin oils to the mucosa that covers the head of the penis. Smegma is nothing to worry about. Smegma is NOT filth. It is a natural product of the human body. It is harmless. The culture of the United States improperly and ignorantly classifies smegma as some kind of filth. It is not filth. It is protective and provides body oils to the head of the penis. Smegma contains antibacterial substances, so it inhibits the growth of invasive bacteria. It is actually beneficial to have some smegma present, so don't be too eager to get rid of it all.
Smegma accumulates harmlessly and protectively under the foreskin from birth to the first time a young male retracts his foreskin. It is normal to see a large deposit of smegma when a teen guy retracts his foreskin for the first time. It has been accumulating harmlessly since birth. This is nothing to worry about. It simply may be washed away. If it is hardened, one may soak it with olive oil to soften it.
The head (glans penis) and inside of the foreskin is covered with mucosa, not skin. It needs emollient oils for good health. This is provided by smegma.
Smegma should be washed away once in a while so it does not get smelly. Excessive washing and the use of soap, shampoo, or body wash inside the foreskin should be avoided because it dries out the sensitive tissues and can cause dermatitis. If you can’t retract your foreskin, do not worry. You may get a rubber bulb ear syringe and squirt lukewarm water into your foreskin to flush out whatever may be inside, just as you might wash your ear canals.
Accumulated smegma may get hardened and difficult to remove if it stays a long time such as under a foreskin that is not retracted. Olive oil has been recommended for softening and removing hardened smegma.
Since smegma is composed of exfoliated skin and skin exfoliation occurs continuously. So smegma is continuously forming. You may expect to see more weekly.
It is good manners to wash off the smegma before you have a sexual encounter. Washing should be limited so as to not dry oils out of the mucosa inside the foreskin. Soap should not be used because of its drying effect.
By Laboured Go To PostIs he crocked nowadays?Someone asked Pep during his presser an hour or so ago about maybe taking him but he said we weren't interested. I assume if he had anything of use to give he'd be worth a punt.
I think you used to be able to sign/register free agents for a bit after the transfer window closed but I'm not really sure if you still can or not. Don't think much has been said about it.
By Laboured Go To PostLike how you've turned Man City's unluckiness of having their best player out for 3 months into unluckiness for United. Nice lucking.That's the joke.
Afternoon, lads.
By Laboured Go To PostRTX 2080tis are coming lads. Today has been off the fucking chain.What a time!
Mourinho and Pogba hate each other apparently. Neil Custis got the inside scoop on that.
Pogba gonna play well out of spite and get that move to Barca.
Pogba gonna play well out of spite and get that move to Barca.
By Laboured Go To PostHe'll stay to play under Zidane or Poch.Zabo, pls.
By Bungie Go To Post
Absolute grifter.
By Bungie Go To PostInteresting that you keep the lid on
Fuck Pret, we don't have them here. We do have a drive through Starbucks tho, caramel frappuchino here I fucking come
By FortuneFaded Go To PostInteresting that you keep the lid on
because foreskin?
By Mangoverboard Go To PostFuck Pret, we don't have them here. We do have a drive through Starbucks tho, caramel frappuchino here I fucking come
500% sugar 0% tax
don’t @ me Fortuné
By Mangoverboard Go To PostFuck Pret, we don't have them here. We do have a drive through Starbucks tho, caramel frappuchino here I fucking comePret is so good. :drool emoji: And so affordable. I wish we had them in more of the States! It's just in a few cities.
Send me your old 1080 horse m8. My 2 year old 1070 is dying and I can't really drop $600 on a new one :( think of all the games that will be trapped inside my pc
