Afternoon, lads.
By Laboured Go To PostThe changes mean I start work earlier (8:40) but at least it means I finish and get home a fair bit earlier.Management.
Football Gossip
Paris St-Germain forward Neymar, 26, has made it clear he wants to leave for Real Madrid this summer, a year after the Brazilian joined the French champions. (Goal)
Chelsea have made Bayern Munich and Poland striker Robert Lewandowski, 29, their top summer transfer target. (Telegraph)
Manchester United are interested in Chelsea's Brazilian midfielder Willian, 29, this summer. (Sky Sports)
But United are ready to pull out of a £53m move for Shakhtar Donetsk and Brazil midfielder Fred, 25. (Metro)
Manchester United's France international forward Anthony Martial, 22, is a target for Premier League rivals Tottenham. (London Evening Standard)
United midfielder Marouane Fellaini is wanted by Italian giants AC Milan. The Belgian international, 30, is available on a free transfer after refusing a new deal at Old Trafford. (Sun)
Barcelona are planning a summer move for Spurs' 17-year-old English forward Reo Griffiths. (Star)
Manchester City are poised to sign Leicester winger Riyad Mahrez, 27, after missing out on the Algeria international in the January transfer window. (Manchester Evening News)
However, Mahrez's move to the north-west will not be completed quickly because it has hit a snag over agents' fees. (Leicester Mercury)
Tottenham are one step closer to signing Ajax centre-back Matthijs De Ligt. The Eredivisie runners-up are on the brink of bringing in a replacement for the 18-year-old Dutch international, allowing De Ligt to move to London. (Football.London)
Napoli boss Maurizio Sarri looks increasingly likely to leave for Chelsea after the Italian club's president Aurelio de Laurentiis met Carlo Ancelotti for talks with a view to him taking over from Sarri. (Evening Standard)
Fulham manager Slavisa Jokanovic has emerged as a surprise candidate for the Chelsea manager's job. (Express)
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is targeting one of two English centre-backs this summer, Newcastle's Jamaal Lascelles, 24, or Burnley's James Tarkowski, 25. (Independent)
But Lascelles says he has no intention of leaving Newcastle, saying it is the "happiest" he's been. (Northern Echo)
Brighton are closing on a deal for Nigeria international defender Leon Balogun, 29, from German club Mainz. (ESPN)
Southampton's Japanese defender Maya Yoshida, 29, will stay with the south-coast club despite serious interest from Saudi Arabian champions Al Hilal. (Daily Echo)
Championship side Ipswich have interviewed former England and Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard about their vacant manager's job. (Mirror)
Jose Mourinho has chosen to promote Kieran McKenna from Manchester United's academy staff as the third of a trio of replacements for outgoing assistant manager Rui Faria. (Daily Record)
Goalkeeper and Juventus and Italy legend Gianluigi Buffon, 40, is close to agreeing a deal with French champions Paris St-Germain. (Mail)
Wolves are lining up moves for Marseille's French defender Bouna Sarr, 26, and Cameroon midfielder Andre-Frank Zambo Anguissa, 22. (Birmingham Mail)
Aston Villa defender John Terry will keep the club waiting on his future this summer with offers from Major League Soccer and the Chinese Super League on the table. (Mirror)
Sunderland's new owner Stewart Donald says the club could reappoint Chris Coleman as manager, just three weeks after sacking him. (Guardian)
Leeds are keen to bring Manchester City goalkeeper Angus Gunn, 22, to Elland Road on a season-long loan. (Yorkshire Evening Post)
Paris St-Germain forward Neymar, 26, has made it clear he wants to leave for Real Madrid this summer, a year after the Brazilian joined the French champions. (Goal)
By Slizz Go To PostKane is captain of the England squad???Apparently so. Why? I have no idea. It’s not like it means anything. Then again, it’s something that England are obsessed with.
Scummo with the transfer gossip. Love it.
The Independent seem to be taking Arsenal's dropping of Arteta for Emery particularly hard
The Independent seem to be taking Arsenal's dropping of Arteta for Emery particularly hard
By Slizz Go To PostKane is captain of the England squad???Marketing blud
bruno lage is our b team manager
leds we are the only cliub in the world where the b team manager knows more about football than the first team manager
what a time
leds we are the only cliub in the world where the b team manager knows more about football than the first team manager
what a time
By Scum Go To PostApparently so. Why? I have no idea. It’s not like it means anything. Then again, it’s something that England are obsessed with.You're right, why the fuck do I even care?
By domino Go To PostMarketing bludI suppose. He better score some goals :lol
By Slizz Go To PostKane is captain of the England squad???
By Freewheelin Go To PostWill Kane claim a goal that’s not his at the World Cup lads
By Laboured Go To PostObjectively the lowest form of wit.
Not even close little horse
In descending order:
Puns
Banter
Football Banter
Trolling
It was just a prank bro
Harry Claim jokes
By batong Go To PostMet a Canadian leaving Toronto for London and work the other day.Bring your smooth head over the pond, pls
Thought about you, Diss <3
By etc Go To PostHarry Klaim is both:o
By Laboured Go To PostPuns are still worse.
Puns has made me chuckle.
Only time Harry Kane claim jokes has come close, is when reading comments on terorist attack videos on bestgore.
By Laboured Go To PostIt's not. It's going to be nothing. A whole lot of nothing. People shitting themselves to death over fuck all. There's no sufficiently funded regulator who's going to be able to wield the compliance hammer so everyone should probably just chill and get on with their lives.I don't mean on a a large scale, multi national basis. It's more to do with dealing with individuals and small businesses. Half our clients don't seem to know what it is and why we can't give them the information they want if they're not the principal of the account.
By Bungie Go To PostThe boy subterfuge done cleff nicely🙄
By Unreal Champ Go To PostLast I checked, he wasn't the only one missing was he? And also the two best chances he had was on his weaker foot. I know you hate Salah but remove your hate shades for now.
I actually like Salah, always though Chelsea were wrong to get rid of him, but I will reserve judgement until I see him do it more consistently.
By sohois Go To PostThought it was only Southern, Thameslink and Northern? Timetables are much better for me at least. If only they could actually fulfill half the trainsSeems I drew the short straw. All my options have been made earlier with my other avenues to lewisham completely removed.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostBring your smooth head over the pond, plsI thought you were going to Nippon?
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostDo we actually know if he is captain, or did he just claim it from someone else?Phil Jones wanted it, but fell on his arse collecting it.
By batong Go To PostI thought you were going to Nippon?That's in September.
It only takes 5 hours to fly from London to Toronto, innit.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostThat's in September.
It only takes 5 hours to fly from London to Toronto, innit.
Try 7. I've done it enough.
Love a good long plane journey. All that time for reading and watching mildly entertaining films I wouldnt have bothered with otherwise
Salah has been great this season, but we have to see if he keeps it up the next.
Or else he will be the next Chris Smalling.
Or else he will be the next Chris Smalling.
By Mangoverboard Go To PostLove a good long plane journey. All that time for reading and watching mildly entertaining films I wouldnt have bothered with otherwiseFuck off with that.
I always find myself too drowsy to read, too interrupted to enjoy a film, and too disgusted by all the morning breath to partake in the terrible breakfasts.
The plane is merely the regrettable experience betwixt here and somewhere more interesting.
Despite the rise, President Rodrigo Duterte recently advised his countrymen to avoid using condoms because “it is not satisfying.”
Addressing a group of migrant workers, he then put a wrapped sweet in his mouth, adding: “Here, try eating it without unwrapping it...eat it. That’s what a condom is like.”
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/philippines-hiv-cases-rise-duterte-condoms-unsafe-sex-increase-a8219886.html
Cant argue with that
Addressing a group of migrant workers, he then put a wrapped sweet in his mouth, adding: “Here, try eating it without unwrapping it...eat it. That’s what a condom is like.”
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/philippines-hiv-cases-rise-duterte-condoms-unsafe-sex-increase-a8219886.html
Cant argue with that
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostFuck off with that.Exactly, that's how it is for most plus 8 hours flights.
I always find myself too drowsy to read, too interrupted to enjoy a film, and too disgusted by all the morning breath to partake in the terrible breakfasts.
The plane is merely the regrettable experience betwixt here and somewhere more interesting.
10.5 hours for me tomorrow, maybe I can play on Switch for once..
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostFuck off with that.
I always find myself too drowsy to read, too interrupted to enjoy a film, and too disgusted by all the morning breath to partake in the terrible breakfasts.
The plane is merely the regrettable experience betwixt here and somewhere more interesting.
That is why I only fly business now. I want an open bar, so I can get sloshed and not have to be worried about someone disturbing me, or myself disturbing someone to use the bathroom.
P.S. I actually know what betwixt means.
Thank you Final Fantasy XV lol
CalcioNapoli24 reporting that now Hamsik himself has given an interview to Pravda in which he discusses his possible departure and says he'd like to try something new.
Where's that fucking figure skating anime, Flutter?
Where's that fucking figure skating anime, Flutter?
By Laboured Go To PostI imagine any Toby deal would hinge on this
By JesalR Go To PostI imagine any Toby deal would hinge on thisrather get jonathan evans then
By Laboured Go To PostWelcome to Dortmund.
By Laboured Go To Post
he aint going anywhere. is dortmund willing to pay 60m for him?
By JesalR Go To PostI imagine any Toby deal would hinge on this
and we're getting Toby too.
---------------------Reina-------------------
Hysaj---Albiol--Koulibaly-Ghoulam
------------------Jorginho-----------------
---------Allan----------------Hamsik-----
Callejon-------Mertens-------Insigne
Manager:Sarri
It's already starting to look bleak, lads.
Hysaj---Albiol--Koulibaly-Ghoulam
------------------
---------Allan----------------
Callejon-------Mertens-------Insigne
Manager:
It's already starting to look bleak, lads.
By domino Go To Posthe aint going anywhere. is dortmund willing to pay 60m for him?
and we're getting Toby too.
