By Francis Go To PostPellegrini to receive £10 million-a-year in wages at West Ham, if he accepts the job…Overpaying old players wasn't working, but maybe if you overpay old managers.
Oh my.
Say what you will, that dildo money spends.
Daily Star, Daily Mail, Daily Stail, fan Twitter accounts, Bale to United...
We're really in the thick of it already.
We're really in the thick of it already.
So to deal with the absolute logistical nightmare of Brexit and having to suddenly perform Customs checks on everything coming into the country, the government is going to turn the M20 into a car park. I am not even remotely joking.
By Laboured Go To PostSo to deal with the absolute logistical nightmare of Brexit and having to suddenly perform Customs checks on everything coming into the country, the government is going to turn the M20 into a car park. I am not even remotely joking.Mangoverboard rejoicing.
By Laboured Go To PostSo to deal with the absolute logistical nightmare of Brexit and having to suddenly perform Customs checks on everything coming into the country, the government is going to turn the M20 into a car park. I am not even remotely joking.It's like driving toward a cliff edge and instead of slamming the breaks, you pump the gas.
Truly spectacular
It seems like we're going for both Alex Sandro and Rose. Two LBs.
Is he (José) planning on using one of them out of position? Like he did with Azpilicueta, Filipe Luís...
Never mind. Of course he is.
Is he (José) planning on using one of them out of position? Like he did with Azpilicueta, Filipe Luís...
Never mind. Of course he is.
By Francis Go To PostIt seems like we're going for both Alex Sandro and Rose. Two LBs.
Is he (José) planning on using one of them out of position? Like he did with Azpilicueta, Filipe Luís…
Never mind. Of course he is.
Sounds like we're only getting one. Miggy D says one of Alex Sandro or Tierney (assume Tierney is the fall back).
One of you fuckers need to appreciate my splendid puns.
I could write for the Sun with these bangers.
I could write for the Sun with these bangers.
By JesalR Go To PostOne of you fuckers need to appreciate my splendid puns.
I could write for the Sun with these bangers.
Objectively the lowest form of wit.
By Perfect Blue Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/sjstandardsport/status/998511079545335808?s=21wut
Looks like Sarri will get a year-long vacation - paid for by De Laurentiis, when he signs Ancelotti.
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostwutI guess they really like the fact he doesn’t have to physically move far 🤷🏻♂️
By Laboured Go To PostObjectively the lowest form of wit.Not even close little horse
In descending order:
Puns
Banter
Football Banter
Trolling
It was just a prank bro
Harry Claim jokes
By JesalR Go To PostNot even close little horseLike parsing out the circles of hell.
In descending order:
Puns
Banter
Football Banter
Trolling
It was just a prank bro
Harry Claim jokes
#Jesalighieri
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostLike parsing out the circles of hell.Almost as painful as being a lolspur fan
I agree with JesaIR
the lowest form of wit are those sarcastic jokes you make when you were 14 because they seem cool and edgy
the lowest form of wit are those sarcastic jokes you make when you were 14 because they seem cool and edgy
By JesalR Go To PostAlmost as painful as being a lolspur fanEnough to send anyone into that selva oscura, innit.
Dybakla still amuses me. Pocket Tuna, too. I'm sure there are others, but they're not popping into my head.
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostDybakla still amuses me. Pocket Tuna, too. I'm sure there are others, but they're not popping into my head.
Tbf Dybakla was a very fortunate typo on my part. A happy accident.
By rvy Go To Postanybody from Chile?A fucking legend, that's what he is.
what the fuck is a Nicolás Castillo
help
By inky Go To PostA fucking legend, that's what he is.the opposite of a bum, you say
I'm unbelievably confused as to how strange today is.
Our new owner is doing a press conference in 5 minutes time and there's not been a single word from the club about it. Literally the first confirmation has been a local radio station putting up a picture of the press room a few minutes ago...
Our new owner is doing a press conference in 5 minutes time and there's not been a single word from the club about it. Literally the first confirmation has been a local radio station putting up a picture of the press room a few minutes ago...
By rvy Go To Postthe opposite of a bum, you sayHe's a decent striker. Still young too. I can see him making it in Europe's second tier. And I hope he does because I don't want us selling him to a direct rival.
By Laboured Go To PostTbf Dybakla was a very fortunate typo on my part. A happy accident.And Pocket Tuna was an autocorrection, if I recall correctly.
Which just proves that all of our humorous intentions are a waste of time. Useless fucking tryhards.
By Hixx Go To PostI'm unbelievably confused as to how strange today is.Maybe the club is being dissolved
Our new owner is doing a press conference in 5 minutes time and there's not been a single word from the club about it. Literally the first confirmation has been a local radio station putting up a picture of the press room a few minutes ago…
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostAnd Pocket Tuna was an autocorrection, if I recall correctly.Pelanty too
Which just proves that all of our humorous intentions are a waste of time. Useless fucking tryhards.
By NinjaFridge Go To PostPocket Tuna might just be my favourite Slaent-ismIf I recall it was n8's spellchecker that coined it
By ATTICUS H Go To PostPelanty too
Pelanty is from Chris Waddle m8.
By ATTICUS H Go To PostPelanty tooWe used to say pelanty when we were kids playing on the green. I forgot about it until I saw someone here say it and I've been using it ever since.