I find it really annoying when people try to show me some random nonsense on their phone. The screen isn't big enough to show everybody at once, so you all gotta take turns passing it around, and it's never as interesting as they think it is. I've seen that meme and it's thousands of variations already. I just saw your ugly kids last week in person. I can't hear the audio in that video in the middle of this loud ass bar where people are drinking and talking over background music.

But I'm the asshole if I'm like nah, I don't wanna see it. I just want eye contact and conversation.
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