Match card

Kickoff:


A PowerPoint presentation. Don't ask why.


Sasha Banks vs Alicia Banks. This match has actual potential so prepare to be underwhelmed.

Main-card:

Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann vs. Gentleman Jack Gallagher & The Brian Kendrick

Neville walked out. These are the leftovers.


Asuka vs Jobber.

Lets pretend Asuka's WWE run ends here and the impending shitshow in the months after will never happen.


WWE Cruiserweight Champion Kalisto vs. Enzo Amore

The other leftovers. Enzo, just like his former partner Cass went fully heel in no time and it actually kinda works. Kalisto got the belt because of the Neville walkout. And because they love him as placeholder champion.

“The Demon” Finn Bálor vs. AJ Styles

WWE spent alot of time, energy and movie maker effects to built up Bray Wyatt vs Finn Balor. Now you get AJ. Be grateful.

Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Mickie James

Believe it or not, but Mickie is with 38 the oldest woman on the mainroster. Reason enough for WWE to kick off the feud with ageism. So here we are now, hoping for the best.




Kurt Angle & Raw Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs. Intercontinental Champion The Miz, Cesaro, Sheamus, Braun Strowman & Kane (5-on-3 Handicap Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match)

Here it is, the long anticipated Shield reunion match against some glorified enhancement talent. Oh right, Roman is sick. So now get hyped for 2 Shield bros and a has been. And we all know you are hyped for Angle. Lets just hope Angle survives it.
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